Rehab - EMS lyrics

(Danny) Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh...This a test of The Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test. If this had been a real emergency, you'd probably be sittin' around like a f**in' idiot; high outta your f**in' mind and trippin' on the f**in' wallpaper. Wow, look at it drip, look at it drip. Is Hogan's Heroes comin' on? What the f**? You high son of a f**! What the f**'s wrong with you? The tornado's comin'! It'll smash your face and rip your kidneys out, you co*k! We now return you to your regularly scheduled program, still in progress.