Regicidal - RuneScape Rap Battles of History - Bots vs. Jagex lyrics

[intro] RUNESCAPE RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! BOTS! VS JAGEX! BEGIN! [Bots] (Verse 1) Hey look! The bots are back And this time we're not chopping trees We are here to attack! We've got artificial intelligence Deplete your players like Rune Essence Rapping like it's time for you nerds to taste our vengeance You tried to destroy us? Excuse me, I beg your pardon You couldn't even kick us out of the Sorceress' Garden We were your main source of money Now your income says "None" Nearly bankrupt So you started selling spins on the Squeal of Fortune! [Jagex] (Verse 1) JAGEX The E-X is for exterminate We've busted all you bots Who cares if we were just a little late? You're just computer programs That were poorly scripted It's too bad that your files have LAME encrypted You gave us so much money It was like we won the lotto For that we say "Domo arigato Mr. Roboto!" Now flee from our servers You made our game a disgrace Flashbacks to World War II We dropped a nuke on your race! [Bots] (Verse 2) We didn't ruin your game You guys did that on your own So many bad updates Soon you'll be forever alone Because we're made of code We can easily multiply After we take over RS We'll give World of Warcraft a try! [Jagex Interlude] There's too many of them... We need someone who can shut them down... Someone who knows about them... [Mod Jacmob] (Verse 2) I used to run RSBuddy And then I shut it down Jacmob's with Jagex now You bots can kiss my golden crown I created Optimus A program to defeat you And by the way Nice voice you got there R2-D2! [Outro] WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? COMMENT BELOW! ALSO TO SUGGEST WHO GOES NEXT SEND A TWEET TO #RSRBOH RUNESCAPE RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!