Regicidal - The Adventurer lyrics

[verse] This is a song for the adventurers So take your mouse and put it in the air, shout out to all my nerds Tryna level up, So I'm slaying all these cowards Words sharper than Dragon Halberds, strong enough to pull out a hundred Excaliburs Always off on an adventure Questing during any weather Armor made of dragon leather Penguin found at Ardy lever KBD head I will sever My lyrics are mighty clever Name someone who you think could do it better Now I'm just chillin' with SUOMI Never waste a single XP Used to be an adventurer Took an arrow to the knee I've got a pouch full of GP so it's time to hit the GE Buy a cannon for Slayer cause I need some Effigies And I'm always doing clue scrolls But I always get sh** from those Loot containing Magic Compbows Also throw in Zammy Arrows Jagex acting like a bunch of trolls Wellllll, I hope you guys get raped by all seven of the Barrows Bro's Get sh** on by some Giant Moles Black out like drinking Four Loko's I've got a question I suppose Before each update do you all snort crack off Andrew Gowers nose? sh**... Now I think I've caused some Chaos you can call me Elemental I'm not talkin' bout the workshop Wildy creature with six tentacles Got 99 in all my sk**s Get dollar bills like Sparc Mac selling mills Popping pills like NightmareRH after getting k**ed I've been around forever Now I'm in my prime You can say I've been around Since the Land before Time I didn't know being real was such a crime But if it is, put me in jail for six-to-nine They saying my girls change like I found a dime But the Make-over Mage just created something fine I put my heart into each and every line Like a Slayer Task I k** everything that I'm a**igned Some say that I might be out of my f**ing mind My supporters would say that I am, one of a kind All these haters wishing that I would have resigned But I'm in it for the long haul man, until I'm f**ing signed