Reggie Watts - They Called Me the Leprechaun lyrics

Girl you like so many things How do I get through blankets of your love Tell me what to do If I do it well will you come back to bed When I was small They called me the leprechaun When I got taller They called me the tall leprechaun, oh yeah Always wearing green, always on the scene Tippin' my hat, sprinklin' some magic dust You wanted some treasure? Here you go At the end of the rainbow, oh yes [Scatting] When I was a man People say "Hey man, how you do" I'd say very well, or sometimes not that Depending on the day Get yourself together Put your spleen back in your body Take your kidneys and look at them carefully And put them back in like you know what you're doing 'Cause you are the loneliest android I've ever met [Robot noises] And I will stroke your synthetic hair Ooh, not one strand falls out Ooh, nothing on the comb, nothing on the brush, baby you're perfect No skin cells nowhere to be found You're perfect Your legs are shapeable to any way that I choose You're simply perfect But you're not the real thing Yes I know it'll be there, give it some time I know it'll be there, give it some time Yes I know it'll be there, give it some time I know it'll be there, give it some time Yes I know it'll be there, give it some time I know it'll be there, give it some time It was lovely hanging out with you guys But we gotta go, yes I've got some snot coming out of my nose But I can't wipe it off But I know there's high definition cameras Are going to show it and they'll have to digitally get rid of it But they won't do that 'cause it's very expensive No they won't do that 'cause it's very expensive You're going to be on a digital format You're all going to be on a digital format You're all going to be on a digital format For years to come and you can say "That was me with that shirt Oh and that jerk I don't know why I was there with that guy But I guess he's better than nothing" Sometimes you have to qualify your life and your choices It's all right