Reel Big Fish - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer lyrics

[Little Boy:] Hey, has anybody seen grandma? [Chorus:] Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe She'd been drinking too much eggnog And we'd begged her not to go But she'd left her medication So she stumbled out the door into the snow When they found her Christmas morning At the scene of the attack There were hoof prints on her forehead And incriminating Claus marks on her back 1! 2! 3! 4! [Chorus] Now were all so proud of Grandpa He's been taking this so well See him in there watching football Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Belle It's not Christmas without Grandma All the family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back? (SEND THEM BACK!) [Chorus] Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig And a blue and silver candles That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig I've warned all my friends and neighbors Better watch out for yourselves They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves [Chorus x2] As for me and Grandpa we believe As for me and Grandpa we believe [Little boy:] Has anybody seen Grandma? Anyone. Anyone!