Redman - A Day Of Sooperman Lover lyrics

-look! up in the sky! -it's a bird... -it's a plane! -hee hee hee hee, naw! it's sooperman lover, baby! -daddy, daddy! -would you please read us a story? -alright, get over here and sit yo big a** down, Lemme tell you about the sooperman lover... Verse 1 Ayo, i was out to lunch and sh** Puffin' on a blunt to get my head read(y) Boogie'n to my walkman With an "s" on my chest (bust a move!) Yes i'm a superhero, don't forget I smoke mad n***as So to hell with cigarettes But anyway, Let's get back to this skit You know who the f** i am So git off that ol' bull-shucks Lunchtime was up, (f**!!) Let me jet, or i'll collect unemployment bucks On the way back, black, I spotted this object, a stray cat Stuck in a tree With a tag that says that: "if found, Please return to this address" (how did you see it)? n***a! wit my x-ray eye set! Like "pchoooooooww"! I jetted to the closest phone-booth Quick fast, I dipped into my sooperlover suit... (i can leap, Tall buildings In a single bound...) Booom!!!! Right through the f**in' phone-booth ceiling! (it's a plane!) Naw, sooperman lover's the name I can slam king-kong And pick up freight trains On a mission, To save this cat/that was wishin' He was in his litter Watchin' fritz on channel 6'n Relaxin' Feet co*ked-up/ just a little With a cod co*ktail And a bowl, of tender vittles I snatched, him Took off through the air like a pigeon Quick so he won't start Meowin' and b**hin' The letter in cat's tag address (?) Said the projects (elevator's broke!) So i had to take the back steps (knock, knock) The door opened Then my eyes swole From this bada** dame (damn!) Sippin' a quart of "old gold" -"yo, is this your cat?" -"awww, yes! where'd you find him at?" -"he was stuck in a tree, Around uptown manhattan" -"well how the hell did you save him? Are you police/undercover?" -"naw baby, The "s" on my chest stands for:" Chorus: sooperman lover (yeah!) Baby call him the sooperman lover Something wrong... Something wrong, indeed Something wrong. yes, yes indeed... Verse 2 She was grateful Lookin' for ways to repay me No money, A donut, and some..uhm coffee maybe? Of course What kind of sauce(?) did i take? Make my donut jelly And my coffee sanka We sat, Unhooked the cape from the back She felt my arms 'cause my pythons looked stacked "goddamn, sooperlover! Yo sh** looks thick Tell me, how strong are you With muscles like this? (you bad motherf**er!)" (i'm stronger than a locomotive) I'll keep hittin ya like rocky She ran to the room And came back with a (?) Negligee, high-heeled shoes, Wit' a blunt in her mouth Ready to roll up, Hey hold up/ she had the dollar fold(ed) up To mix the coke with the smoke Yo, she was no joke She took a sniff, Some got on her top lip That b**h stuck out her tounge And gave her top lip a lick And said: -"here baby, hit it." -"naw baby, i ain't wit' it You'd need more than a body To make me wanna hit that sh**!" But i'll hit the blunt So she took out her fronts Cracked the philly Opened the bag and laid out the skunk Then i took a long pull It was hype/ outtasite We ran into the bedroom So i cracked my pants for head room Later, tossed the covers And oh, brother! i was wit' it Ready to hit it Asked my dick, "yo, wha**up gee?" "yo man, sh**'s thick" Licked her down her belly And kissed her on her back Stuck my hands betewwn the legs And i felt the bozack(!) As big as mine (yo!) This b**h must be craze, So i threw my suit on And i was swayze... 'cause i'm the: Chorus