Redman - Bars lyrics

(All you emcees must get dissed Cause only real n***as gonna bump my sh**) I don't give a f** n***a, you already know what it is (All you emcees must get dissed Cause only real...) Check it out, yo [Verse 1:] Like OJ let me take a stab at it Inhale like asthmatics The chiropractor Redman, I'm back at it My sawed off by the bed, it's a craft-matic The size of a Subway sandwich, ask Jared Big foot givin' input Every rhyme like Lisa Ray homie, f** with it it's a good luck I'm a lieutenant, the new school respect Red Menance My society raised a winner I set any b**h straight to restore order Lift my pimp hand up like "Why I oughta" I don't tolerate the nonsense I tell my b**h be easy like you straight outta Compton South by Southwest out in Austin Tour the place down, Twitter went wild Def Jam raised their eyebrow, we independent now You should've took care of the cash cow Moooove out my way b**h, Captain Courageous f** you and your iPod if I ain't in your playlist Bravehearted, I'm Nas in '94 You could say I'm your favorite rapper's favorite I'm like Penny on the floor wasted Pump your brakes, divorce me if you can't relate I get brain when I text, I'm typin' LOL Chick on her knees like SMH Get it? Too slow, listen faster cause my time's a factor You freestylin' dnd I ain't asked ya Weak link n***as, Red'll think bigger This flow hit your chick, she cry me a river And you Simba lyin' like you carrying around the iron Like I'm a supervisor and I'm firin' [Hook:] (All you emcees must get dissed Cause only real n***as gonna bump my sh**) Bars, okay n***a Bars, I got 'em homie Bars, all day n***a Bars, you can count on me I'm like a cat for my life, I got nine of me You think this song done, I got another round on me Bars, okay n***a Bars, I got 'em homie Bars, all day n***a Bars, wait a minute (All you emcees must get dissed Cause only real n***as gonna bump my sh**) Check it out, yo [Verse 2:] Yo, I'm a 90s n***a so of course I think my era the best Untouchable, f**er we Eliot Ness Mitchell-N-Ness it's all Jersey Hoes send my while DMs, I feel I'm related to X I don't be up in the trap tryna write raps Just to say I'm in the trap and made it off rap As the world turns, I let my L burn And watch you little fish swim up in my well urn Even gay b**hes love me like the L word And b**h n***as get a clip from a spell bird I mean the Mossberg The same thing, my weed got a case of gangrene when it's angry I act like Scarface up in your project hallway Make sure you're all covered by AllState Me and them beats in your ear like Andre And what I think of y'all motherf**ers, strange f** y'all, I'm addicted like a menthal I was born from the days of "yes, yes y'all" My boy carrying a tech, rep call So take your b**h a** home, [?] I don't talk a lot, I just rap a lot On this verse, I got tips from a astronaut Check the forensics, we in this I'll end this with Red is the best in the motherf**in' busines