Redman - Jerry Swinger Stickup lyrics

Jerry: Welcome back to the Jerry Swinger Show. Today's show talks about women who feels neglected in relationships. Now today we have on our show Mercedes and we also have her boyfriend of 7 years, uhmm Ray-Ray?? Ro-Ro?? Ray-Ray: Nah, it's Ray-Ray motherf**er! Jerry: Now that's what I've said. Now Mercedes why do you feel neglected by Leroy? Ray-Ray: Ray-Ray MOTHERfu*kER! Mercedes: It's Ray-Ray. And i'm tired of Ray-Ray's bullsh**. I'm tired of ... Listen Jerry listen, I won't be asking for much. This fat motherf**er every now and then to f**ing wash my feet and maybe take the wax out of my ears Jerry: Well you should've married a Q-Tip! Ray-Ray: Ayo, hold up, hold up, hold up ya'll! Let me say something hold up. Maybe I will wash her feet sometimes if she was the real woman Jerry: How real do you have to be to get your feet washed? Ray-Ray: sh**, I'm realer than that b**h Jerry: Calm down, calm down. I'm just kidding. Uhhm well Ray-Ray I believe that Mercedes brought you all the way down here to tell you something. Now Mercedes what is it that you have to tell Ray-Ray? Mercedes: Well Jerry I feel since Ray-Ray has been neglecting me. I feel that I had to get out and get another man Jerry: Another man. Well, would you all like to see, what's his name? Mercedes: Stewart Jerry: Stewart. Would you all like to see Stewart? Let's bring out Stewart. Welcome, Stewart to the show. OK, OK, OK. Now, Stewart, you in love with Mercedes. What's going on with that? Let us know, talk to us Stewart: Yes, I am in love with her. Uh, and I feel that Ray-Ray mistreats her and I'm the better man, Jerry, I am, I love her Ray-Ray: Hold up, hold up, hold up. Jerry, this motherf**er works with me Jerry: Looks like someone's been doing a little bit of overtime Ray-Ray: Hold up, hold up, hold up. Now, Jerry, I been taking your sh** all show them marks, and that sh**. From the audience, and then... Mercedes: Ray-Ray Ray-Ray: Shut up b**h. Don't you say nothing, I had enough of your sh**. Cause, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for your stinkin' a**. Now, I think is about time that I let you... Mercedes: Ray-Ray! Ray-Ray: And you b**h, and the audience know something. This, is a motherf**ing stick-up! Steve, Steve, Steve. Sit your a** down, cause you'll be the first mother f**er that I shoot. Alright, everybody listen up. I want your wallets, I want your chains, I want your rings, I want your earrings, I want your toe rings, I want your nose...b*tch, I ain't gonna tell you again, sit your a** down! Now, where was I? I want your credit cards, I want your gas cards, I want your supermarket cards, I want your easy pa**, I want your refreshments, I want your Kit-Kats, I want your search, whatever you got in your bag, and, uh, Jerry, get your a** over here and give me my final thought Jerry: I think you had the final thought in your hand Ray-Ray: Now, you see, that's the sarcastic sh** that I'm talking about