Redgum - Beaumont Rag lyrics

I am a wealthy barrister About 100 bucks a word I've got a plum stuck in my mouth I'm really such a Really such a turd I attended PAC I meet a wife at the prefects' ball I am the elder fotheringay And she was apprentice, She was apprentice who*e I pa**ed my matriculation Four Ds and a C Daddy bought be a Mercedes Benz And he bought me a law de' Bought me a law degree I voted for Mal Fraser Was the decent thing to do Was a vote against the communists And I hope that you did, Hope that you did too I love to read the bulletin and watch the ABC I love to wear by well-informed opinions constantly All my friends are professionals from polite society So come and sing the middle cla** Liberal I've got a home in Beaumont Rag with me I bought a brand new Range Rover the outback is a lark I slip it into four-wheel drive At gates of national gates of national park Oh the working cla** are out of place when they are on strike I drive my Jag in circles Trying to knock them off their, knock them off their bikes I love to read the bulletin and watch the ABC I love to wear by well-informed opinions constantly All my friends are professionals from polite society So come and sing the middle cla** Liberal I've got a home in Beaumont Rag with Come and sing the middle cla** Liberal I've got a home in Beaumont Rag with me