Reddit - 14 Weirdest Thoughts About Sex from Reddit lyrics

1. So, is it normal at all to have stretch marks at the base of my penis? If not, What can I do to get rid of them? Thanks. 2. I'm testing if a diet high in glucose will make my semen taste sweeter as scientifically as I can without using my departments resources 3. I've never been able to orgasm from oral s**. When I tell a woman that, she usually takes it as a personal challenge. Inevitably they are disappointed to find out that I wasn't lying, and they weren't the magical bl**job princess they thought. 4. the money goes OUT of your wallet and you go IN to the hand of a strange asian lady who jerks you off unenthustiayically while she thinks, "...I came to america just to jerk off fat white businessman?" and reconsiders what she's done with her life 5. I felt like he lied to me when he said that he didn't want to f** his sister, was not attracted to her, but only the idea. He lied because he got a f**ing bo*er. Because she was wet or whatever the f**. And clearly, they both had to have acknowledged it to each other and all I wonder is HOW exactly did that happen? How do you talk about being horny for each other without… I don't know… taking it another step. 6. To put it bluntly, me and my girlfriend are 17-year-old virgins and we're not really sure how to have s**. We've tried three times and it's resulted in failure. I'm not sure how to describe but...I just can't seem to get inside her. 7. So really i was wondering, - girls: do you find it s**y to see a boy in a thong, men: have you ever tried it? 8. Go after some older girls. If you agree with Erikson's stages of development, there is a lot going on in a young girl's life that would make it near impossible for her to accept or understand how to be in such a open relationship when they are having difficulties accepting themselves. 9. I'm trying to do 50 10 second flexes 4 days a week, but I share an office in work and I'm starting to think my office mate thinks I'm trying to hold in farts or something. She's caught the look of concentration on my face few times and I'm sure she's wondering what I'm doing. 10. If you arm is still hurting you after 24 hours see a doctor. Otherwise it was just you jerking it too hard for too long. 11. Pimp gave the advice that the best way to keep his who*es in line was to grab them by their pony tail and shoot a bullet through their hair when they first start acting up. They behave after that. 12. You could say that the second sphincter is a little moody and unpredictable, so give it lots of foreplay - after you've gotten yours. 13. HE DOESN'T WANT HIS HOLE TOUCHED AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO REALLY WATCH MY HOLE TOUCHED 14. I am curious to know these reasons. I know that women faking orgasms is a thing that happens, but I would like a deeper insight on this phenomenon.