[Sample] Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis? [Sample] Sherry, take good care of this young man. He's one of the ten finest minds in the country (Not right now) [Sample] You don't act like one of the top ten minds in America [Sample] The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets [Sample] All my filth's in alphabetical order [Sample] Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said (We're not making cheese sandwiches) [Sample] Put down the sandwiches and go (Me?) [Sample] Why am I the only person that has that dream? [Sample] The other night I needed your help and all you wanted to do was party! [Sample] It's a moral imperative [Sample] That is no way to motivate somebody