Red Tape Diaries - Asleep in the Sun lyrics

I work hard to shirk all of my duties I never roll up my sleeves every time i have the chance I make it a point to avoid getting my hands dirty I don't pull myself up by my bootstraps when I can Cuz you could say that I'm like a semi-sapient slug Lying on top of a log There was a time in my life when i used to have the hunger And the mindset of someone less encumbered And the world was mine to rape and pillage and plunder I had a reason to rouse up from my slumber But nowadays I look at my cat And i wish i could be just like that How you made connections that no one else could make And unleashed chaos that no one else could create But nowadays I look at my cat And I wish I could be just like that Asleep in the sun Asleep in the sun, I wish I was