Red House Painters - Three-Legged Cat lyrics

She was asleep when I hobbled to the bed With a broken foot bleeding I clawed at her head "The mirror tumbled on me", I cried "But it wasn't my fault", I lied I spent my whole life neurotic and fat Now I'm just a three-legged cat Doctor said, "We'll have to amputate that" So now I'm just a three-legged cat A three-legged cat