A long, long, long, long time ago Before the wind, before the snow Lived a man, lived a man I know Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho Sir Psycho Sexy, that is me Sometimes, I find I need to scream, ahh He's a freak of nature but we love him so He's a freak of nature but we let him go Deep inside the Garden of Eden Standing there with my hard-on bleeding There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen Good God no, that would be treason Believe me, Eve, she gave me good reason Booty, looking too good not to be squeezing Creamy beaver, hotter than a fever I'm a giving 'cause she's the receiver I won't and I don't hang up until I please her Making her feel like an over-achiever I take it away for a minute, just to tease her Then I give it back a little bit deeper Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah He's the man that I met one time Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah He's the man that left me blind Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah He's the man, he's the man, he's the man Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (yeah) He's a freak of nature but we love him so He's a freak of nature but we let him go I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile She said "get out and spread your legs" And then she tried to cop a feel That cop, she was all dressed in blue Was she pretty? Boy, I'm telling you She stuck my bu*t with her big black stick I said "what's up? now, s** my dick" Like a ram, getting ready to jam the lamb She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand On her crotch, so very warm I could feel her getting wet through her uniform Propping her up on the black and white Unzipped and slipped, Ooo, that's tight I swatted her like no S.W.A.T. team can Turned a cherry pie right into jam Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah I'm the man that you met one time Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah I'm the man that leaves you blind Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (sh**) Hello, young woman that I love Pretty, punk-rock mamma that I'm thinking of Hold me naked, if you will In your arms, in your legs, in your p**y, I'd k** To be with you To kiss with you I do miss you I love you Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down ....lay me down Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down ....lay me down Descending waves of graceful pleasure For your love there is no measure Her curves they bend with subtle splendor Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the funk will make me freak If I should die before I waked Allow me, Lord, to rock out naked Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip Calling up a little girl with a bull whip Lickety-split, go snap-snap Girl getting off all in my lap The tallest tree, the sweetest sap Blowing my a** right off the map Ooo and it's nice out here I think I'll stay for a while