Rebel XD - Rebel XD's - dna Murder File Antics - Case of OVER KILL!!! lyrics

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Rebel XD - Rebel XD's - dna Murder File Antics - Case of OVER KILL!!! lyrics

I don't really f** with anyone but if you f** with me... I will come for you, and it won't be pretty at all - and I don't give a f** who you are. Period ============================================= DISCLAIMER: The following diss track is full of insults that may (and I'm more than certain, will) be considered to be offensive to some. It contains highly vulgar insults that may touch upon matters of race, s**uality and physical abuse (but no shooting :-). The through out mentioned antagonist in which this song is directed was personally warned that if he forced me into a position in which I would have to verbally retaliate, then I would be nothing less than the Devil in my a**ault. My warning went unheeded as he consistently spoke ill of my name and I did exactly what I claimed I would do. If you feel any certain way upon listening to said song, then "oh well", this disclaimer is set in place as a stopping point in which you should not proceed in listening if you are easily offended As a side note: No, I do hate or even dislike White people. In fact, I am, for some reason crazy about "Jennette McCurdy". Don't ask why, I couldn't even tell you. There are also quite a few White people that I have great respect and admiration for. In fact, I hate no one based on race but I'm very capable of disliking a person based on their individual characteristics and actions. The one who pissed me off to the point of becoming verbally sadistic, just so happens to be White. With this disclaimer in place, just (k)NO(w) that I have absolutely ZERO apologies to give regardless to what it is that I may have said to offend anyone. If you still want to get into your sensitivity and feel that I should be apologetic for something that I may have said and would in fact, like for me to apologize for it, then I would just like to say "f** You!" in advance. Thank you. That is all... Rebel XD ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Rebel XD's - DNa MurDer FiLe aNtics - CASE OF OVERKILL!!! Uh yeah, this boy... He's Just an MC IN DEVELOPMENT That's seeking a way to keep from BEING IRRELEVANT A WEAK UNINTELLIGENT b**h that's picking BEEF WITH AN ELEPHANT Now I'm LEAVING HIM DEAD AND SINCE I'm even DEPLETING EACH and every PIECE OF HIS SKELETON It'll make any searching for ELEMENTS, AS WELL AS HINTS Of what lead to his DEATH COMMENCE But it wouldn't be enough of this b*tch LEFT For the DETECTIVES to even be able to COLLECT Any DNA EVIDENCE I had to k** *DENISE THE MENACE* Now I'm IN THIS TO FINISH and won't quite KILLIN'' Until everyone that's LIVING Within his resiDENT IS DIMINISHED* Then Imma hit him in his face And leave a* DENT THAT'S TREMENDOUS So BAD that you'll have to his ASS To the *DENTIST IN MINUTES* To get him some *DENTURES OR MEND HIS- TEETH BACK IN HIS MOUTH But imma just KEEP SMACKING THEM OUT Picture ME HAVING A DOUBT Me, Rebel XD? - PLEASE, I'M LAUGHING RIGHT NOW In FACT I would have to take a CRAP iN HIS MOUTH Just to give a sh** As to what this little b**h Is even be RAPPIN' ABOUT But he let his little friends get in his head, telling him "yeah, you can BEAT THE REBEL"! So now you better be ready to MEET THE DEVIL But I don't dance I just HEAT UP FELLOWS And you looking SO SWEET little BO PEEP and I'm pissed And even though you may be white as SNOW, it'll SHOW Because when you take a LEAK IN THE SNOW You can always see the spot where the PEE IS YELLOW He's like a Child, while a POWER TYPE MAN But he came at me with a bad act Like "HEY I'm DNA" and I was like OK But if you think I give a sh** kid then you got it BACKWARDS So how bout you say yo name like A-N-D Because I WAS LIKE, "AND"?!?!? Get the f** OUT OF HERE! I don't even know HOW TO CARE Is that LOUD AND CLEAR? Cos if not Then you can go get the sh** tattooed On your OUTER EAR! So that you can see what I'm saying But I guess that just got him MAD AND HOT Then he HAD TO PLOT To diss me Now with the way he's getting SMASHED AND DROPPED It's so FUNNY that I could make MONEY And CASH in on his ASS afterwards When I sell him back to y'all as a LAUGHING $TOCK Cos he PALES IN COMPARISON And if he thinks he can TOUCH ME, then TRUST ME - BUDDY it's BECAUSE his bu*t - MUST BE INHALING SOME HEROIN Or SNIFFIN' CAINE and some DIFFERENT THANGS And the only reason for this LITTLE KID To even think he the sh** is the LITTLE b*tch Got sh*t FOR BRAINS I guess which would explain all the BRAIN FARTS Now the PAIN STARTS I'm about do this LAME MARK So bad to the point that he CAN'T CHARGE Y'ALL A DOLLAR for his CDs Even if he RELEASED them On the CHEAPEST discount racks that they got a K MARTS I'm like a SUPER COMPUTER, you STUPID DISPUTER While my list of people of who I think is dope Keeps growing FEWER AND FEWER So for YOU TO be the sh*t TO ME Then dude I would have to LITERALLY CHEW YO a** up and then DOO DOO just to MOVE YOU out through my MANURE But THAT'S COOL - a**hole Because YOU ARE way over DUE FOR for the SEWER But at least now you get to have that BROWN COLOR That yo CLOWN su*kER Ass LACK while you trying to be trying to ACT Like a DOWN BROTHER Now why you be ACTING BLACK? Is it that you hate your white type so much That you want to CRACKALACK? (CRACKER LACK) But I'm ma SNATCH YO WACK a** so fast Then I'mma SMACK the ACTING BLACK off yo a** Then imma SLAP your candy CRACKER ASS Right BACK into a PACK of CRACKERJACKS And I HAVE TO ASK Why in the f** would you be on YouTube Posting pictures with your shirt off Showing your little GIRL PECS? Oh this is PERFECT, SO LET me get this straight So you got a bird brain and a BIRD Chest? So I GUESS you wouldn't have to PURCHASE A crib in the FUTURE DUDE Because YOU can just MOVE into a BIRD'S NEST Or just take yo JERK ASS right back to the CIRCUS Now ask yourself was stepping to me WORTH THIS? You should have ran like SAM MONTGOMERY Instead of making PLANS TO COME TO ME Cause how CAN YOU FRONT ON ME? You're just some RANDOM DUMMY, SEE? You ain't smart enough to underSTAND ME Even if I was to STAND UP on top of your head Just to let you STAND up UNDER me ---- Now I'm finna FLOOR THIS CHUMP!!! So somebody better call the COPS to STOP King Kong From straight JUMPING and STOMPING on FORREST GUMP AND BUMPING his head into SOMETHING until this PUMPKIN head, SORE ASS PUNK Will need to get about 4 ice packs FOR HIS LUMPS And speaking of FORREST GUMP Since you like to be on THAT BLACK HIP HOP TIP AND JOCK IT I bet yo cracker a** really do think that LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES - You never know what you GONE GET Especially when you f** with the WRONG KID On the microphone and you end up getting your DOME SPLIT So you can [CHILL LOOKING TO SERVE ME] And DAVE you could CHANGE yo NAME to *JAMES* And PLAY basketball GAMES in the NBA With the LAKERS and yo FAKE ASS - [STILL WOULDN'T BE *WORTHY*] (James Worthy) You sound GAY IT ANNOYS me And each time you SPEAK I be like "why does he KEEP MAKING THAT NOISE"?!?! BOY maybe you sound just open you big FAT MOUTH And swallow you an eq RACK MOUNT So maybe you can put a little bit of BASS IN YA VOICE Boy yo a** looks like you DANCE AND RHYME At the same time But if any CHANCE YOU FIND Yo way to me then I'm ma smack you so hard That it'll SEND YOU FLYING So far BACK to the PAST That you would swear that I just slap yo ASS In the face with the HANDS OF TIME! You thought I was just gonna DISREGARD WHAT YOU DID? But if you thought you was DISSING HARD - QUIT IT Cos I'm finna wreck you TOO HARD Yeah you had a FEW BARS But Imm hit you with these FU-BARS (FUBAR) These - *f** You Up Beyond All Recognition Bars* - GET IT? With this rap sh** Your people got ENLIGHTENMENT FROM MY CULTURE And like everything else They tried to SWIPE IT LIKE A VULTURE But that's not even the reason Why I'M RECITING TO ASSAULT CHA I'm doing the sh** Because you was acting TRIFLING AND I CAUGHT CHA Now I on the MIC AND I'M MA FLOG YA Cos you ain't sh** but a DOG that went HOG When you went and tried To BITE THE HANDS THAT TAUGHT CHA And I don't even see how you ASS CAN TRIP Like you all that and a BAG OF CHIPS While you a sh*t but a f*g with a big BAG OF DICKS THAT CAN GET them to disappear Into your ASS REAL QUICK- FASTER than The RABBIT IN THE HAT - MAGIC TRICK With THAT b*tch ASS f*gGOT sh*t And this will be a [CLASSIC] - ba*tard so when your ASS SIT down I'll teach you that just because you RAP - SPITTIN' FAST sh*t - that don't EQUATE to GREATNESS Or MAKE you able to MATCH WITS with the MASTER You HALF WIT- WACK b*tch SAD BACKWARDS - ASS f*gGOT, I GOT SCRIPTS - THAT SPLITS KIDS like you in half like LAB RATS In CRASH course in which you could never to PASS KID Cos in the school of REBEL XD You'll NEVER CATCH THESE SET OF TECHNIQUES Of MADNESS that I RAP WITH That's to RATCHET in FACT IT'S Enough to have yo STUPID a** PUKING And it'll make a whole new Group of STUDENTS Whose ASS SITS - down in my [CLASS SICK] And I'm FAST QUICK To EXPEL YA Cause you didn't listen to sh** That a ni**a WOULD TELL YA - KID YOU'RE A FAILURE And I don't even see why you would put yourself On a PICTURE WITH ME , and even try LOOKING LIKE ME b*tch, GET LOST! You don't look hard you LOOK SOFT - SISSY In fact you look more like a PISSED OFF - IGGY AZALEA MY SPITS ARE DOPE I'll SLIT CHA THROAT With the sh*t I WROTE You're JUST A JOKE - YO! So HIT THE ROAD! JOE PISCOPO But first let me ASK YOU SOMETHING Yo why breath control so BAD AS fu*k MAN? Cause after damn near each SENTENCE you would END All I would hear is you GASP AND su*kING wind Then I was like WHAT THE fu*k? Cause I just kept hearing yo ASS LIKE *HUFF* (s**ing wind) And THAT JUST su*kS Dude I got me an ASTHMA PUMP Would yo a** like to HAVE A PUFF? I mean c'mon I hope that y'all don't think That I don't feel sorry at ALL FOR THEY GUY Cos he may be HAPPEN to be RAPPIN' One day and gasp in so hard That he s**s in and SWALLOWS A FLY But then again, that's his PROBLEM MAN And with the way that he be s**in' so hard It's probably not the only thing he be SWALLOWING And I've COME TO PLAY- NONE TODAY So SON I MAY -COME AND STRAIGHT - STOMP YO GAY a** so RUN AWAY UNDALAY before I COME AND LAY You up UNDER A - GRAVE - And DAVID - You MAY wanna check your DNA Because you just may be the SON OF *FAYE* And I ONLY SAY this Because now yo a** is *DONE AWAY*! (Faye Dunaway) You country sh**! Right about now, you should FEEL REAL SILLY Cos I been the REAL DEAL KID And my ILL SKILLS STILL WIT ME So get a CHILL PILL HIPPIE Before I have to make the next sequel To the movie KILL BILL with you And I call that sh** KILL HILL BILLIE!!! Yo a** so f**ed That they gone try to SAY THAT I'M A RAPIST But ain't no WAY THAT I'M MA TAKE THIS sh** back or ERASE IT So BASICALLY what I'm trying to SAY IS That I'm ma DISGRACE THIS pale FACED KID So bad that America - Just gone have to LABEL ME A RACIST! While I'm ATTACK HIM LIKE HELL NIGHT Making this FRAIL WHITE b**h go out like he just had an accident That was CRACKING HIS BACK TAIL LIGHT And SNAP on him like a PACK of BLACK MEN IN A JAIL FIGHT And SMACK him in his nose so hard He'd be able to TELL What the BACK OF HIS NECK SMELLS LIKE - Now I got CRACKER NAIL BITTING Cos he's NERVOUS From the WORDS of my VERSE that'll SERVE HIS Ass so BAD that you'll feel SAD FOR HIM But it's too BAD FOR HIM Cos I'm ma MERK HIS Ass even THOUGH I do KNOW That even my WORST Enemies in the world don't DESERVE THIS But I'm ma WRECK LIKE A BOMB When I'm STEPPIN' UPON This little disrespectin' b**h a** kid Who could never be a THREAT OR DO HARM Cos he's like a RED NECK and I BET He be having s** with his MOMS And all of the land animals - That he can CATCH ON THE FARM And sh*t I bet he even be STICKIN' HIS DICK IN The CHICKEN EGGS IN THE BARN While f**in' all the horses and goats - WITH HIS LEGS AND HIS ARMS And that's JUST SICK But I GUESS IT'S his NATURE But with that GAY sh*t He said to me, he trying to [SPARK HIS DEATH WISH] Talking that h*mo SEX sh*t Bout stickin' his dick in a n***a's mouth - b**h please I would punch you up in yo STOMACH SO HARD That you would START to VOMIT AND FART Out ALL of your SMALL and [LARGE INTESTINES] Talking about one day you GONE be ON THE THRONE Saying that one day you gone BE ON SONGS With the Thugs N Harmony But DUMMY, how you gone be ONE OF BONE? Them some real n***as So what the f** they gonna do with a FUNNY BONE? And plus yo a** is sweeter than HONEY COMBS You tried to DISS ME but I'm the BIG G That every one gone put they MONEY ON I would tell you to s** my dick But I'm not a f*ggot like you, you little sick MOTHER fu*kER You DISGUSTING fu*k But I tell you WHAT YOU su*kER Yo where the fu*k's ya MOTHER fu*kIN' MOTHER? Cos that -*b*tch s*ut CAN GET IT*- While I STICK my DICK in her mouth And BUST so much NUT That she can start to GARGLE and SWALLOW it Then blow extra THICK-STICKY -*SPIT BUBBLES WITH IT*- That TACKY HOE! While you look like you'd strap on a cape And BLACK SPEEDOS And ATTRACT PACKS of f*gGOTS To your ASS like a MAGNET - Man yo a** is f*gNETO! - The master of *GAG AND JIZZUM* But b**h you better get away from me Like that force that oppose each other BACK Like two positive CHARGED ions REACTING when you try to MATCHING Both of the same pole types within that same fields of *MAGNETISM*- And I *HAD TO GET HIM* - BAD FOR DISSIN'* Cos *THAT'S THE MISSION* - *HIS ASS CAN VISION* The *BAD CONDITIONS* Of sitting in jail And still wouldn't be able to wrap his mind Around so many cold bars that my *RAPS ARE BUILDIN'* Even if they *HAD CONCEALED HIM* in And they had his little stupid a** *TRAPPED IN PRISON* And none of my sh**'s MISDIRECTED So THIS'll WRECK HIM So bad the it'll ETCH ITSELF Deep into his GENETIC structure So what I did today will stay with him And carry into his kids that he may have And be embedded within their dna So that they a**es can all grow up And naturally be feelin' DISRESPECTED Cos what you JUST DID Was created a *bu*tER FLY EFFECT* When you LET CHA mouth get you in trouble TODAY And you MADE it UNSAFE For your children of the future For the DAYS you gone to RAISE them And they gone AGE to have to FACE This sick *GUTTER DIALECT* Cos you tried to RHYME HARD While biting of EMINEM but LOOK AT HIM, he did 8 miles While you can't even go the NINE YARDS I'll leave yo MIND SCARRED While PLACE yo FACE in front of my fist Then CLOCK you in it, to PUNCH yo teeth OUT Like a TIME CARD You act like you RATHER HARD But if ya EVER CAUGHT In Chicago where there's HELL A BLOCKS Where FELLAS ROB b**hes like you And TELL YA STOP! - DROP ya GWOP And get both ya hands up like it's 12 O CLOCK It wouldn't be sh*t that yo b*tch a** could do But go TELL THE COPS You a JOKE and you ain't got NO BARS Boy I'll beat cho a** to d**h Like the Joker did to Robin with a CROW - BAR And SO FAR I'm still just GETTING STARTED And I know that the KID'S RETARDED But he never should have set his sights on me When he PICKED A TARGET - Now he's about to GET DEMOLISHED And I'm ma do his DUMB bu*t PITIFUL Cos he didn't think that I was UN-fu*k-WIT-ABLE He thought his JUNK'S FORMIDABLE He's just a PUNK b*tch AND A FOOL So STEP DOWN, STEP CHILD cause you's a LET DOWN A DEAD CLOWN in a RED GOWN Who tried to COME fu*k WITH A BULL! Now I'm ma take off THESE GLOVES And BEAT you like STREET THUGS And BEAT you til you'll WEAKER Than my so called weak beats That you SPEAK OF So Hasta La VISTA and No PEACE, LOVE And hair grease For yo WEAK bu*t you SWEET s*ut How can you BE SUCH a MAN When yo CHIN ain't even barely got PEACH FUZZ You look like you EAT FUDGE - Brownies! But there *WOULD BE NO WEED IN THEM* Hell, you look like you sit around all day with ya pals And play games on ya *NINTENDO WII WITH THEM* Yo what this HONKEY ON? Thinks he can stop an APE Cos he MADE it To the top level with Mario While playing a GAME of DONKEY KONG? PLEASE BOY I'm a n***a that DESTROYS And with the way you just fu*kED YOURSELF You might as well REACH up on the SHELF And grab one of your mom's FREAK TOYS And just SHOVE it up into you bu*t YOURSELF So at least it could have been all worth it to your a$$ - If NOTHING ELSE Now your reputation's getting HAULED OFF IN A COFFIN - Now you're feeling like you're SOFT AND YOU LOST IT Now the only fan that you'll have left Is the one that you plug into the WALL TO COOL OFF WITH He had his buddies saying "you k**ed Rebel And ENDED HIS CAREER" So then I had to make some sh** That shouldn't been MEANT FOR HIM TO HEAR - That 'll SEND HIM INTO FEAR With sh*t so SICK that each time he LISTENS He'll have to STICK- TEN PILLS Of PENICILLIN IN HIS EARS He's so sweet I use him as the main ingredients To BAKE A CAKE The FAKE ASS SNAKE I wanna *BREAK* his FACE So bad that by time I start That I'm not even TAKE A *BREAK* You lighter than a barbell set That was made out of straight cardboard Yeah, that's right b**h - you a PAPER WEIGHT So I'm ma WEAR N TEAR Him a new a**hole And EMBARRASS him so bad That he'd wanna be STRANDED somewhere alone In a LAND - WHERE IT'S BARREN AND I'm ma AIR HIM out so bad That he'll lose respect from his FANS AND HIS PARENTS Even his best FREINDS- MEGAN AND CLARENCE And won't nobody by THERE AND APPARENTLY Won't no body give a sh** And right now I don't even think that SHARON IS CARING (sharing is caring) But he NEEDS TO EAT So I'm ma FEED HIM BEEF And let him wash it down with a can of whoop a** To keep him PAIN FED For what this LAME SAID Cos he's INSANE He must be a COCAINE HEAD But I'm about to LEAVE HIM- EVEN MO BRAIN DEAD SO WHILE I do this *FAKE b*tch SO FOUL* You MAY wanna PRAY for DNA And TAKE his OBITUARY PICTURE And CHANGE it to you MAIN photos On all of your *FACE BOOK PROFILES* - Does this *GAY b*tch KNOW HOW* To even keep his mouth closed? He would diss me Then dare me to open my mouth about it? So how can I not think that he's too dumb To be able to put on his own *PANTS OR HIS SOCKS* When he's OBVIOUSLY not even smart enough To realize that he had f**ed up And just unlocked *PANDORA'S BOX* And that's a PARADOX I'll wear you out like a PAIR OF SOCKS Then walk across you like the PARIS DOCKS Tear yo a** like a fat man's bu*t Stuffed in an extra tight PAIR OF DOCK-ERS They wouldn't even be able to REPAIR you With a PAIR OF DOC-TORS That was working side by side on you Like they was PARABIOTIC! So let me see if I GOT THIS right You learned how to rap fast And now you wanna try to DISRESPECT YOUR IDOL? You rapped FAST in your LAST song And the one before that And you'll probably do it again in your NEXT RECITAL But I ain't got ta FLEX TO TRY TO PROVE sh*t in my MUSIC and DO sh*t Over and OVER AGAIN cos I KNOW I COULD WIN With this FAST sh*t, in FACT KID I ain't got to RAP QUICK Cos I can just GRAB my PLAQUES and SMACK you In the head, with my 3 GUINNESS RECORD TITLES! YES 3!!! What you was mad cos you don't IMPRESS ME? I GUESS HE thinks he the sh*t Cos he can GET on some 'ol QUICK sh*t But BIG DEAL kid - GET REAL Cos so can Nestle's QUICK MIX But the BIG DIFference is that when I SPIT LYRICS sh*t'll GET WICKED as DIGITS That was written in triple SIXES I got more SICK GIFTS than a SICK KID'S CHRISTMAS WISH LIST With TWISTED LYRICS That'll get DIFFERENT like MISFITS And hit cha BISCUIT And switch cho sh** into LIQUID Or CRUSH it into DUST BUT it DOESN'T matter You NITWIT cos you can PICK WHICH Because now either way it GOES for you it's D'OH!!! (dough) Cos now yo sh*t IS just BISQUIT MIX So take this for ya GET QUICK MIX b*tch Cos yo sh*t'S BIT like CRISPIX While I'm original, with sh** that I ORIGINATED And in ORDER for you to give it a SCORE From 1 to 10 based on freshness? My sh**'s so COLD That yo ASS would HAVE to REFRIGE- RATE IT! And if you're wondering why I keep attacking David And I'm [SNAPPIN' ON HIS ASS SO MUCH] It's BECAUSE he'd what you'd GET if you was to MIX *Shenron* with some dirt and some WATER So I GOT TA just keep [DRAGGIN' HIS ASS THROUGH THE MUD] Just to make an example of how I could Cut him UP AND THEN LEAVE His bu*t IN THE STREETS Broken UP INTO PIECES BECAUSE - *D*estruction would come to him- A*N*y time that I want it to But *A*ye, I did tell him To stop fu*kIN' WITH ME And what type of sh*t HE'S ON? Why he keep rippin' off BIZZY BONE? But the difference is that BIZZY'S KNOWN and DOPE But he ain't sh** but a JOKE a little SISSY Spittin' lyrics at a b*tchY TONE GET CHA OWN sh** And stop being a little BIZZY CLONE Yo KID JUST GONE and get chu a TICKET HOME Man stop LICKIN' ON- that ni**a'S BONE Yo sh*t IS BLOWN, don't GET ME WRONG Yo SPIT IS STRONG But you still be droppin' less bars Than a CRICKET PHONE You think you can f** with me And my punchlines with cho PEANUT BRAIN? Then TRUST ME - BUDDY - You MUST BE - NUTS MANE Cos the only time you'll ever hang Is when you BE HANGIN' With the PEANUT'S GANG But [CHARLIE BROWN]- Found out how to RAP And now he wants to try to SNAP And ATTACK a RAPPER THAT COULD SNATCH him up And then BLAST his ASS so BAD That I can DISPATCH BAGS of his ASHES Across MASSIVE lands from here to ALASKA AFTER I burn him with GAS Just so THAT there can be no [BODY FOUND]? --- GOOD GRIEF!!! - You think you're a big dog But you ain't sh** but a poodle A CUTESY dog like SNOOPY a NEW BREED A POOCH - with a bird brain - So if I was you, I WOULD STOCK (Woodstock)- Up on SUPPLIES that would help to TRY To keep a GUY like MYSELF away from YOU But TRUTHfully and honestly I don't think there's anything up in this world That - COULD *STOP --- REB*! Now you rapppin' about how you *POP LEAD* (pow!) I BET that in yo mind You even got the tip of a GLOCK RED And I BLED but I GET IT You just one of them WHITE guys Who LIKE to REWRITE The TYPE of sh** that TUC SAID But that's a LOT SAID Especially when you ain't GOT CRED So on that TOPIC you can STOP IT And then you can just go DROP DEAD- BLOCK HEAD! Saying I'm not an OG? *!* [OH GEEZ! PLEASE DORK] How the f** you gone even Speak of the word OG? When the ONLY OG You could relate to is Captain [OG READMORE] You -WHITE GROUPIE- Your only *OG RESOURCE* Is when you GO to the SHOW To SEE MORE Of them C-B-4 -TYPE MOVIES- So when you CLAIMING THAT You're BANGIN' GATS How you gone EXPLAIN THE CRAP? When the only GANGSTER ACT That you ever DID was SIT IN the CRIB As a KID and LISTENED to *GANGSTER RAP* And here's another *AMAZING FACT* That should bring yo HEAD FROM THE CLOUDS The other day when I was MESSING AROUND And I typed DNA, the rapper In all of the search engines And what kept popping up Is that Black battle cat -RAPPER And even AFTER - PAGES after PAGES, yo GAY ASS Was no WHERE TO BE FOUND Now how can you really *THINK THAT NOT su*kS*? Especially when I can type REBEL XD Or the world's fastest rapper In any *SEARCH ENGINE and It's WORTH MENTIONIN'* That I'm the very first THING THAT POPS UP! FAKE ASS SORRY HOE Ya rhymes got so much SQUARE sh** in them That I SWEAR you must be writing your lyrics On PAPER-MARIO! And if *I'VE BEEN UNBEARABLE* It's cos *I WANNA TEAR A HOLE* In this b**h so bad That not only I'm I running to him quick fast in a hurry- But fu*k IT! Cos now I'm just -a- RUSHIN' (Russian) To this mother f**er - Like I was *IVAN THE TERRIBLE*! And If you're what you CALL A BOSS Then ALL IS LOST Cos you''ll get hauled OFF AND TOSSED Into a HOLOCAUST While MY ASSAULTS Will leave you SALTY and bitter like TARTER SAUCE And when I slaughter you should start WALKING OFF Before I BOMB you with NAPALM And LARGE bottles of MOLOTOVS I'm too HARD TO DODGE I'll STOMP you and your ENTOURAGE In your MOM'S GARAGE Then blow you away like an ATOMIC CHARGE While saying BON VOYAGE!!! Cos I COULD JUST SQUASH YA bu*t Like the JUGGERNAUT And what not, when I'M AT LARGE" But little MACAULAY CULKIN Is all grown up now And he wanna do a whole lot of co*kY TALKIN' But I'MMA STALK HIM and WATCH HIM And wait for him to come out of his HOME And catch him ALONE And then I'mma PROBABLY KNOCK 'EM Upside of his DOME And then I'M GONE DROP 'EM And have him down on the CONCRETE SLOBBIN' And then LEAVE HIM SLOUCHED on the ground Because he ain't gone EVEN be HARDLY WALKIN' Then I'm TORCHING HIM DOWN With no REMORSE THEN I'M BOUND To go to his city Just to be the most PROMINENT FORCE IN HIS TOWN While this UNFORTUNATE CLOWN Can be FOUND Riding on the BACK OF A MAVERICK That he GOT walking in CIRCLES just for the PURPOSE Of trying to show me that he was just HORSING AROUND But he can SAVE IT cos DAVID - AIN"T sh*t but a GAY KID Who bit off of *MARSHALL MATHERS* To get a FILL OF HIS FLAVOR But with the SKILLS I'M DISPLAYIN'? sh*t I'M JUST SAYIN'- He can eat him ten bags of M&M's (Eminems) And the sh** STILL WOULDN'T SAVE HIM Little WIGGER NOW You GETTIN' CLOWNED Hit up and DISEMBOWELED I'm makeing this SISSY BOW While THIS ABOUT To put him in the MISSING FILES When I whip him WITH A PISTOL *POW* Hit him WITH A MISSILE *PEAHW* Little kid I'm ma RIP YOU *OUHHH* You still thinking about DISSIN' NOW? You're JUST A CHILD While I'm am ni**a with a BIGGER STYLE You got me PISSED AND NOW I got to get you ni**a STYLE SIPPIN' on some LIQUOR WHILE I'm GRIPPIN' on my DICK AND I'LL- WHIP IT OUT To make you open your LIPS THEN I'LL Take a PISS up into yo little b*tch ASS MOUTH You WHITE CLOWN I can see right through you like a NIGHT GOWN So RIGHT NOW But better make like MARIO And just PIPE DOWN Or KING KONG -**GONE HIT** This little RICE LOOKIN'- LIFE SHOOK and WHITE ROOKIE TYPE COOKIE - HYPE SISSY TRICK ON THE MIC And I MIGHT KILL HIM TWICE Once while I WIELD A KNIFE Then I might get my SKILL TO SLICE This little VANILLA ICE CREAM **CONE b*tch** I was BOUND TO REACT POUNDIN' THIS WACK To the SOUND OF A TRACK - Knock him DOWN ON HIS BACK To the GROUND WHEN I SNAP With my COUNTER ATTACK Or with SHEERS I'LL SHANK THIS TRICK! WHICH may be the only way To STOP HIM from COPYING Like this little b*tch Was WEIRD AL YANKOVIC Somebody get this CHILD A HANDKERCHIEF Oh what, you thought Just because the boy wasn't mine- That I still wouldn't SPANK THIS KID? Then watch me -DISS- THIS Little b*tch KID, NITWIT So bad that he'll feel DISS-ARMED DISS-TRAUGHT, DISS-BARRED, DISS-CHARGED DISS-CARDED and DESPISED DISS-OWNED, DIS-TRESSED DISS-GRACED and DISS-LIKED And DISSED HARD Enough to make him wish That he had him a DISS CARD! So he can get him a DISS-COUNT From some of my DISS BARS But I won't DISS-MOUNT Until his head is DISS-LODGED From off of his neck And it's a full body DISS-PART And he's DISS-PERSED All over the ASPHALT and the PAVEMENT And now DNA is history It's the LAST CHAPTER OF DAVID And AFTER this, it ain't CRAP YOU CAN SAY KID So before you even try - Make like Captain America So THAT yo ASS CAN JUST SAVE IT I'll do you like JUICE DID EMINEM Because YOU'S A MINI-HIM And FOOL, my though are ahead of YOU By at least a FEW MILLENNIUM To me you SO SO Even though you think you got a DOPE FLOW YO I still be kicking more sh** then a soccer field FULL OF MANURE, so for YOU TA Go against me, YOU WOULD Need to get YOU A WHOLE CREW OF DUDES Because YOU WOULD have you no HOPE SOLO!!!" Now you're about to be MADE DECEASED You TASTELESS FREAK Boy I'll TAKE YA FEET Then SHOVE your TOES up your NOSE To make you FACE DEFEAT (face da feet)" You'll be *SO AFRAID* When I tear off your ARMS And START to dissect ya body into small PARTS With your own *SHOULDER BLADES* You would think that a TRAIN HIT CHU I CAN'T MISS YOU And if there's no Kleenex Then I would rip ya cranium open Just so that I can wipe all of the blood From up off of the walls With your BRAIN TISSUES! You're b*tch MADE Boy I'll turn you inside out And then I'll stuff and lock your body Up inside of yo own RIB CAGE And then slice you Adam's Apple SIX WAYS with a SWITCH BLADE Then I'll make you suffer from LOST VISION While I rip ya eye balls out cha socket Then lay them on the ground and get a stick Then play GOLF WITH THEM And *JUST WAIT*! Cos next I'm ma rip out cha liver Then I'm ma make you EAT IT While I FEED IT to you From off of your *CHEST PLATE* Then I'm ma CHOKE YA THROAT With your VOCAL CORDS Then I'm ma tear your VEINS Out cha arms And then I'm ma STRING you UP KID, like a PUPPET JUST TA have yo MANGLED Body DANGLING From the [CEILING] So when FORENSICS HIT THE SCENE It'll be THE MOST HORRIFIC THING Ever witnessed by the CSI While the cops on the CORNER Try to close off the [BUILDING] While the news REPORTERS Try to SORT THINGS OUT This will go down in history As the most VICIOUS Brutal SADISTIC [KILLING] Ever HEARD ABOUT- Through WORD OF MOUTH And til this day I was still No where on EARTH TO BE FOUND But you will always remember This poor -MURDERED CHILD!!!------ (in every detectives career, one case stands out as unforgettable. Crime scene so bizarre they defy logic, and criminal mind, so conniving, they defy understanding). *!* ---It's the DNA MURDER FILES!!! MUSIC PLAYS-----