Rebecca Mayes - Dear God lyrics

(*Rebecca Mayes) Dear God are you there? My name is Hank Bodaire* You created me yesterday, to live in sunset valley Dear God is it fair, that you can tint the ends of my hair And expand my waist inch by inch, until it's really quite distinctive? You made me a miserable sod so that you could watch me screw it up You made me a miserable sod so that you could watch me So you could watch me I see you, I see you, I see you sitting in your chair You're doing nothing, you're doing nothing, you're eating muffins And laughing at Hank Bodaire We see you, there's a camera here too I'll haunt you if you k** me off Oh where is your love? Dear God what kind of God are you, you can't even change the weather Or give me a pet, or cure my need for sleep Dear God I must admit, I love this city, and the chance to roam free And move so gracefully You made my lifetime's wish to become a master thief You made my lifetime's wish so that you could be mean So you could be mean I see you, I see you, I see you sitting in your chair Always complaining, it's too expensive to buy expansion packs for Hank Bodaire We see you, there's a camera here too I'll haunt you if you k** me off Oh where is your love? One day, one day we'll meet, dear God'