Real Rudeboy - Mad Like Me lyrics

[Intro: A.I.W Sample] But I don't want to go among mad people Ohh you can't help that Most everyone's mad here haha, hahaha [Verse 1: Real Rudeboy] So it's Rudeboy and I'm mad as the hatter You can hear the pitter patter, of tiny little feet Down the street, making a beat, sound so sweet But I'm mature as cheddar and you can tell that I'm vintage by writing this likkle letter Please pluck an pull feather and put me together, my life is on the never never Never ending, story I make these rhymes up mr. Jackanory I'm king of the mix, in all it's glory Uri gella bend a spoon, I'm the coon from another moon Ass shines soo brightly I'm now the baboon of the country That's a monkey, a real racial slur Only kid in my high school without a pretty bird That's absurd, ya heard cus I'm a 1/4 Asain, black, white, Maltese and every girls pursasion It's invasion, when I be making this sh** look easy peasy lemon squeezey 1993 was the birth of lil Reecey, so [Hook: Real Rudeboy] (Ohh) Put your hands up and get mad like me Go and get some individuality Unique style with a body on me ha Everybody love a bit of Reecey (Ohh) Put your hands up and get mad like me Insane mind now blame it on your daddy Tatt your skin up, and sag those jeans ha You could be just like me haha [Verse 2: Real Rudeboy] So it's Rudeboy and I'm mad as the hatter I repeated the first line, an it didn't even matter Because I've got the chatter The moves like jagger And if you give me a chance I'll rap a likkle faster But the whacker the rapper The sh**ter the swagger I ain't a slacker like Techca Nina be sayin' I am the master preaching rhymes faster like a pastor An while I be at home Ha you need that jäger bomb That appled flavoured one To feel the high I'm on While your girl be gone An just remember I'll be making her one crazy lady Hooked, line an sinker Ready to make a baby, maybe Uh-uh no, no not til I'm 25 I'm told But I need to hurry an find a p**y to drink My specimen of s**m specifically s**ed out of a super steady sippy cup While that s** be tough, soo [Hook: Real Rudeboy] (Ohh) Put your hands up and get mad like me Go and get some individuality Unique style with a body on me Everybody love a bit of Reecey (Ohh) Put your hands up and get mad like me Insane mind with a crazy flow me Tatt your skin up, and sag those jeans You could be just like me haha [Verse 3: Real Rudeboy] I'm psycho Insanely f**ing crazy Flow better than that Slim Shady M-A-D that's Rudeboy baby Alright, I'm psycho Insanely f**ing crazy Flow better than that Slim Shady M-A-D that's Rudeboy baby, haha [Hook: Real Rudeboy] (Ohh) Put your hands up and get mad like me Go and get some individuality Unique style with a body on me Everybody love a bit of Reecey (Ohh) Put your hands up and get mad like me Insane mind with a crazy flow me Tatt your skin up, and sag those jeans You could be just like me haha [Bridge: Real Rudeboy] Ha, you could be just like me Ha, you could be just like me Ha, you could be just like me Ha, you could be just like me Ha, you could be just like me R-U-D-E-B-O-Y that's me baby, that crazy Rudeboy haha [Outro: A.I.W Sample] Have I gone made? I'm afraid so, your entirely bonkers But I'll tell you a secret All the best people are