Real Deal - Rone & Real Deal vs. Troy Brown & Roosevelt lyrics

[Round 1: Real Deal] What the f** would you really do if I punched you in the face? Exactly what I thought He'd turn Revis, Jet to the corner and this f*g would flag a cop Now Troy George loves a rosey so he'd try to fight for you All your life Troy people been telling you that's mighty white of you [Rone] Yo, f** your gun talk Say what you would really do if you got all irate Unfollow on Twitter, defriend on Myspace Unstable, leaving the lunch table like "We weren't friends in the first place" Yelling over the bathroom stall, "You're uninvited from my birthday." [Real Deal] I bet you and your homie spend Baltimore winters nights Around a barrel of fire Singing songs and harmonizing like they're in a choir Soften his feet with a little bit of change in a coffee tin Rubbing two mittens together, cigarette dangling off his chin [Rone] I ah, I played all your battles for some Caucasians one night Put 'em on, then said, "Just listen" then played them all twice They said he came across light, he can't at all fight Grammar game is all tight, he uses big words and he say 'em all right "Y'all can look now" "No way! He's not white!" [Round 1: Roosevelt] I had absolutely no idea how to write for you Just to make myself clear Then I took a look at them sh**s, I was like, "Psst, f** it Troy we'll play this by ear" Yo, and when you're not giving fallatio You stay at home and remember the time you embarra**ed yourself on TV like, "Don't tase me bro!" [Troy Brown] Yo, I get a lot of comparisons to Rone Difference is, you're barely skin and bones And like wearing women's clothes I'm a Maryland terrapin, you're a Marilyn Monroe Ayo, if I catch you on that bench I'll take your gems and your necklace next Cause you're from that city of that dumb bell but you ain't fit to rep your set [Roosevelt] Yo, you have the key to his chastity belt And you look like the Nestee snowman after he melts Yo, you f**ing regular Joe, I bet your family's nice and fit I bet you have a wife and kids and pay taxes, like a b*tch Yo, you got the face of a country singer And when you're sporting those puppy t-shirts You look like a 40 year old Justin Bieber If he was casted for a supporting role in Jungle Fever You studied theater, you've been an actor since day one Y'all conduct some research, you're not your brother's keeper You switched up on ZM faster than Chang Sun I guess Adam's been spent so much time talking to snakes he actually became one [Troy Brown] You ain't moving state to state with fresh coke, keeping keys in the car You're moving state to state cause Fresco keeps keying your car You got no punches and a voice fit for female genitalia If everyone from your town had your sound They'd have to change the name to Filler-delphia And if you're the original man, then it actually seems odd Ruff Ryders chose the girl from Philly to add to the team dawg I guess they're still waiting on Adam to Eve-olove You're about as tough as an Avril Lavine song, you ain't really a threat Yo, you raise your voice and blow hot air I'll squeeze a balloon to there's no helium left You better play your cards right Cause I'll make a solid pair and peel through your flesh Cause if you force me to fold my hand, Deal will get decked [Round 2: Real Deal] Lipton Iced Tea and ear jokes, that's some irrelevant sh** I'm a rap star, your mother calls me Bad Bar I give her elephant dick [Rone] Yo, you call me a theater major to try to see my reaction But I'll make you look like a beat f*ggot without theatrics And I won't be acting Yo, like Cannon, I also don't believe you would a Mag', sh** You probably have an awesome dad, who's cars a van Who carts his a** to kickboxing cla**es and hockey practice I can do it too, you're just talking fast b**h That speedy speech won't help you sell it's not an auction f*ggot! [Real Deal] You got a face just like a grandpa I bet you're the 17 year old hooker that got caught giving Lawrence Taylor a hand job Wait a minute, I remember you at Bad Blood You was cuddling and kissing that large hoe Telling everyone she was a star cause she looked like a before picture of Star Jones [Rone] And if you haven't seen his girl, it should really tell you something That her nipples are on the same line as her belly bu*ton And I know you say that "p**y is p**y" but that mantra is hazardous Because p**y is not p**y if that p**y has a dick [Real Deal] Why you get all pissed off lyrically If you're just soft physically? You ga**ed up cause you and Farum has the greatest battle in Kidz Bop history Don King, Don Trump, I mean all of the dons are feeling us And who the f** are you? Hallow the Don Cornelius? You! You are a coke fiend Troy and that's your primary focus You know how I know? Every time Roosevelt's voice cracks, you try to smoke it [Round 2: Troy Brown] You battled A-Cla** and weren't prepared to do your rap So you through up your hoodie and did your best Larry Hoover act They say karma comes around, that's rarely true but Cla** Finally got to cut Ferris Bueller back [Roosevelt] Well f** that yo, that battle as a whole was amazing That was the first time I'd seen a b**h choke on an Asian Yo, we spit with ProTools cause our craft is better This hick has pro tools, Black And Decker [Troy Brown] When I think "old school" I think Run-DMC with the patent leather When you think "old school" you think "last semester" Damn it Trevor, you can't borrow any of my black panther sweaters [Roosevelt] Rone, you read? Stop being a f*ggot, buy an X-Box and get your act together And since you're an English teacher when I perform my rapping lecture Pull up Microsoft Word and f**ing correct my grammar error [Troy Brown] We only invited you nerds here because we support integration But now they wanna hear a Brown verse cause they're bored of education But this ain't the apocalypse of racial intolerance I can swell up your lips That's just what he wants, a face full of collegian So I won't react with the force of 80 Somalians Cause even if I remove Adam's rib, I couldn't take the b*tch out of him [Roosevelt] Yo, the only time that he will com-bat with a strike Is when his teaching contract isn't right [Troy Brown] Ayo, and you beat Charles Hamilton nice So why's he in the music game pursing fame with song fans and the liking And you're into music games cause you just play Garage Band every night [Roosevelt] Real Deal is in a position that Rone doesn't have So it's ironic that he's the teacher and you're holding him back [Troy Brown] I'll hit 'em BOTH with a smack I don't even have to deploy the clips at 'em Y'all said my past battle history so you won't shoot back Though I can avoid the Big Kannon [Roosevelt] Heavy handed upper cuts Joints and limbs snapping [Troy Brown] Making shoulders shake and pop [Roosevelt] It look like Poison Pen laughing [Verse 3: Real Deal] Why you trying to perp like you're straight and your bars are sick? You on stage with a hundred dudes and your nipples are hard as sh** You talk that whole time back and forth, you gon' stomp me, not This is a mismatch just like blonkie's socks Ayo, check it You saying you don't sound like Condoleezza Rice Is like me saying every player on Ghana's soccer team is white I mean, why do you spit like you're so gutter When you look like Winston from Ghostbusters Y'all might not believe it, but I saw a picture of this old buster It was a family photo, that was taken back at Princeton with [?] [Rone] Check me, yo, if you're not getting bullied, you probably should be I be talking to you through the locker like, "PUSSY! You do my homework 'til you get a growth spurt." Then spit in your sloppy joe and poop in your yogurt [Real Deal] He said something about teaching If you was in my cla**, the name tag would read "Hoe" on your desk Every day that you'd dress as a dude I'd write you up for inappropriate dress I'd give extra credit to every bully that steals a pair of sneakers off him And you could watch me skull f** your mother at every parent teacher conference [Rone] Yo, look, a bi-racial team in a world of segregation Brown couldn't beat us, you're right, but at least you beat the Board Of Education And if you're religious, that's delicious I hope you sleep with rosaries I'll lay a rose for Rose where Roose sleeps and choke his themes with rosey dreams Troy's trash, Teddy's a** yes indeed! Rosey's cheeks Deserves the high five from me and I'm leaving rosey cheeks [Round 3: Roosevelt] Just cause you talk loud, don't act like that boy hype Over there looking like Troy White [Troy Brown] Rosey hates you, cause you let Caustic escape from out his bird cage Your son hates you cause he still has to go to school on Take Your Child To Work Day [Roosevelt] So I'll walk upon your land just to see how your farms doing And the second you turn around BOOW! sheep in a sharp shooter f** it, you're past lame, you better start running on that way You do impressions can you can't leave one in the rap game [Troy Brown] You battle with cats who get paid to rap but made no cash for yourself yet But with that sloppy grammar, I bet you can't even spell "check" You're broke! And I heard your ex-wife snorts coke Sorta like Scarface [Roosevelt] So we made her s** our dick for crack She was stuck between a rock and a hard place Stupid tramp [Troy Brown] Scooped her fast [Roosevelt] Took her faith [Troy Brown] Scooby Snacks [Roosevelt] Got her wet [Troy Brown] Hoover Dam [Roosevelt] He walked in [Troy Brown] "WHO IS THAT?!" [Roosevelt] You're creative? You try to be gay that's why when you rap YMCA I don't care if you're finding it strange I'll lock you inside of a cage with nine different apes like "Try and escape" No, no, you dropped ZM...for him?! You don't give a f** how your friend's feel? Or you had to find a new partner because he thought you were garbage Get Real! [Troy Brown] I don't give a f** Yo, I'll hit him up Interrupt your beer cade game like Dixie cup Lift it up When he looks [Roosevelt] Kick the nuts Stop calling me a wigger I'm not on that wigger stuff I ain't playing 'round, I'll f** y'all [Troy Brown] ni**aS [Roosevelt] UP!