Real Deal - Real Deal vs Tony D lyrics

[Round 1: Real Deal] Straight to the bars it is MC fly like Marty is 'Bout to put an old dog down I'm on my Marley sh** If your girl's a party bring her to my house of parliament Leave DNA laying on the couch like Charlie Clips You rap all dark and sh**, homie that's just hard to pitch This ain't cla**ic rock, rap and hip hop don't target Brits Battler and teacher I'ma Socrates and Spartacus That's how I get a leg up like f**ing Paul McCartney's b**h Yeah, and you up against a Yank', you on the hill but I ain't no C.C I came to KOTD to K.O.-T.D As far as Arcane goes Kano that chain goes easy Your King will get the blues but he ain't no B.B Cause I like top condition, old man's clock is ticking They came to watch ankles pop, angle lock submissions It's like Iron Mike, y'all would ask Robin Givens to try boxing with him? I flex on Sonny like Ali after dropping Liston He wait, he pops in Britain He's the king of Don't Flop division You still battle for competition? Belts, chains, tiers, ranks, spots, positions? That's why you rap about weed without a pot to piss in But the gwap I'm getting could buy a whole encyclopedia of Caustic writtens Question: how the f** are you old as sh** and you look like you're in 2nd grade? You're at that meditating, power walking and leisurely play tennis age But you're an up and comer now, wow, finally you're getting paid You're the oldest rookie since Dennis Quaid was pitching for the Devil Rays [Round 2: Real Deal] Yo second round, I'll admit, that sh** was better I think I know why you keep choking; get a bigger sweater Smack rappers been acting holier than thou, made me step down like the pope But ain't a let down, cause I'ma step down on his throat You said, "You wanna battle Tony?" I said, "Match confirm." You said, "Don't sleep on him cause he's British." I wasn't that concerned He has a rap group called "Poisonous Poets", I know that's absurd I wouldn't claim that sh** on my tax return Poisonous Poets? That really sounds like a lyrical crew I bet y'all rap about a lot of violent threatening sh** that you "lyrically" do That man in a group called "The Lyrical Miracles" I bet you list your genre as "Lyrical Music" You tell your mates, "Bruv, you can say anything threatening you want...as long as you add 'lyrical' to it." Meanwhile your whole steelo is east coast, thinking you can get by with it You can't even spell your rap name 'Tony' without the "NY" in it God bless America, you characters everyone's cuckoo Uppercutting bus drivers become legends on Youtube Even something as sweet as Honey f**ing ends with Boo Boo Cause Llama's get to talking like The Emperor's New Groove Now, I don't know what the crime rate is in Walthamstow Call me when you can buy an a**ault rifle in a Wal-Mart though So don't think you gon' pop off cause we in Canada and I'm not at home I'll tell you like I tell my young son, "Watch that tone." So if you see me in customs or anywhere by the boarder Do like the last Tony that ran Britain did, Blair, follow American orders Yeah the fat lady's singing, tell Susan Boyle won the pipe Tony face it you as replaceable as a Mormon wife British people think you're a hero, you [?] to that foreign pipe Well tell 'em Superman, what falling off of that horse is like [Round 3: Real Deal] Aye this is real sh**, y'all wonder why he's even here, I'ma tell you Now, street rappers always look at Don't Flop like nerds with jokes Pale, white, frail type, suburban folk Ridiculous accents in every verse they wrote They said terms like "wa*ker" and words like, "bloke" We said, "It's only a matter of time before we see Eurgh go broke." But Rowan is no dummy as far as the circuit goes He looked at battling like drug dealing He saw how Smack was packaged to work and so Thought if he could get brown bubbling his product would convert to dope Aiight, no? Okay I guess I gotta be blunt so it hits home You're only getting a push cause of your skin-Tone I know that's hard to imagine being a market strategy You ain't notice after you he started targeting Smack MC's? Oh but you thought that you were different huh? Special and unique You're there to bridge the gap between minorities and connect them with the streets To get a demographic that he's never gonna reach And get the Brand legitimate again like Get Him To The Greek That's why your message is so sore Like, "This is some sh** he'll have to atone for." But if Shotty keeps getting street battles, what the f** they need a Tone for? You back, you brag about beating Illmac' but he trashed you on an off day You call Oshea a cheater and a redundant pattern of [?] You act like you're better than them Don't Flop battles For god sake's Tony should win a Tony, he's been acting in a broad-way Now Deffinition mentioned your sister having an abortion Tough, I know the pain was hard Doc spread her legs apart like, "How you paying? Card?" You should've just rode with the hanger like cable cars Y'all look at me like, "Damn, that's a tasteless bar." But wait, here's my favorite part The doc let her keep the little f**er and she named him "Mason...Jar" The only reason I chose to make a reference to that British kid Is cause I just caught a body like that clinic did