Real Deal - Real Deal & Fresco vs HFK & Charron lyrics

[Round 1] [HFK] Grab a knife [Charron] Stab him twice [H]: Hack and slice [C]: [?] cried [H]: Get dismembered [C]: Quickly severed [H]: Rip your retina [C]: Say "bye" [H]: Grip it strong [C]: Stick it long [H]: Vision gone [C]: Stay blind, once your view is dismembered [H]: I'll hand your pupil to Trevor [C]: Queer Eye For The Straight Guy [HFK]: Yo, I gotta speak my mind For three months Charron's been calling me a "f*ggot" and I'm finally seeing why Cause I wanted to f** the sh** outta Fresco until I found out he's a guy Me and your girl Jessica Lin be getting it in She's the type of ugly a** skeez' that I punch and I beat Just this morning she gave me a rim job under the sheets And I'm like, "b**h, how dare you lick my a** without brushing your teeth." [Charron]: I watched your battle online but didn't hear any clap or applause Cause every time you spat a line my computer somehow put the battle on "Pause" [HFK]: Oh, great debate topic Corey We're the truth [Charron]: You're false appeal [HFK]: We spit real [Charron]: You swallow Real [HFK]: Every night he hops in the bed with Trevor and he cops a feel Like, "Why would I ever wanna get signed when I already got a Deal?" And your battle versus Pesci He had the biggest choke in Canadian history [Charron]: Until you brought Fresco to your hotel and celebrated your victory When girls go down on me, them hoes shiver and get wet [HFK]: When girls go down on him, they use their middle finger and index [Charron]: See Real Deal's a teacher and his principle condones all his knowledge But once he saw your last battle, you were thrown in his office Real Deal was like... [HFK]: "Look, I'm sorry about the crude language, I know it's obnoxious." [Charron]: And the principle said, "No. You know damn well you can't date the teacher from Home Economics." [HFK]: During your last battle, during the last event, all Organik did was panic and wait Until Fresco called him like, "Damn it, I'm late." Organik was like... [Charron]: "I know you're on after the break. Exactly at 8:00." [HFK]: And Fresco was like, "No man. Like I'm actually late." What? You wanna be a Smack rapper now? [Charron]: What? You gotta shoot the heater? [HFK]: Applying Neutrogena What? You're gonna spark the Ruger [Charron]: Watching Martha Stewart What? You aiming each clip? [HFK]: Using Ladies Speedstick What? You're gonna spark and squeeze the chrome? [Both]: Like, "Leave Charlie Sheen alone." [HFK]: Yo, you guys wanna go ahead and say I'm a terrorist Nah, I'm the motherf**ing town hero And halalalalala! I just added two more American casualities to Ground Zero [Charron]: Ayo, and I can spit freestyles and pimp chicks you can tell that I'm aware Ayo this camera girl right now, Fresco is totally jealous of your hair [HFK]: Right now he's getting angry Like, "Stop it. I'm getting sick and tired of the things that you say I mean, I'm a man and I don't understand why the whole world thinks that I'm gay." {HFK throws glitter on the ground} [Round 1: Real Deal] Y'all ain't a couple right? Just a couple guys Why you always rubbing on his thigh though? You wanna break away but he'll wind back and slap you like he's gunning for the five hole Now y'all go clubbing right? Other night, he found some numbers on your iPhone That was the straw that broke the camel's back Now he doesn't have a ride home [Fresco] Look, how is this terrorist cat gonna be pairing with Marilyn Manson's ribs? Y'all two s** so much dick I'm surprised you're not wearing a plastic bib [Real Deal] Pause that sh**, pause that, hold the f** on Cause- that's the f**ing Night Shredder [Fresco] That's the Night Shredder? Whoa whoa Same motherf**er that'll give my girl nice pleasure? [Real Deal] That's him, ain't that mad funny bro? [Fresco] But wait, that means he k**s fakes, he's too raw And he'll leave me with a cracked ugly nose [Real Deal] HFK what the f** is a "female duffel bag"? And how does one person get "a couple tans"? God damn your set ups are bad You be on match.com trying to set up your dad With a profile that says, "Single pops with a celibate swag" Ain't you from a dry place? Click clack you'll get wet up with mags Cause my goons f** with a stash like p**n stars from the 70's had [Fresco] Now you, you stayed at Pat's house Assed out Don't pretend like you blacked out You let him face f** like an All Star, he nicknamed you "Smash Mouth" Now Pat don't f** with you no more, he said your a** was bony Hollohan don't f** with him cause he smashed the homie You got 40 ex wives, gotta pay them b**hes alimony Yo' main b**h cut hair Oh he mad cause she styling on me [Real Deal] They wonder why we didn't get across the boarder Well here's the story on the "you not gon' believe" tip I was minding my own business crossing the Peace Bridge And I got on my street sh** I mean immigration was like, "Who you staying with?" I said, "Travis Fleetwood" He's like, "Guys get a load of this. A Trevor with a Travis. Now that don't seem hood." I said, "Ha.Ha.Ha." That blicky will turn his lights out Once you hear that clap brlaat, you nap and sleep good He said, "You trying to get across our boarder? Nix that." He must've seen the Mac like Fleetwood Arcane was there he'll tell you that, that's a true story [Fresco] Arcane will also tell you a lil' something about this because HFK f**s yo' mom So she had to have a talk with you earlier You heard a noise in the bedroom which he thought was a burglar He came in and HFK must've looked like a monstrous murderer On top of her working her Cause he started crying like, "HFK, stop it. You're hurting her." But, he ain't hurt her She said he either got a small a** dick or a long a** clit Looking like a two year old after he got his ball sack kicked Flipped that b**h over like a tire in a Strong Man lift And wrapped a chain around her neck on some dog tag sh** Mortal Kombat tip I discount with a p**y mostly Charron's watching, listen closely Waiting for the perfect moment to pop in the side of us like [?] With them bells on ya sister look like Jade and Catana I be palming both of them b**hes foreheads so long that it gave me stigmata That's the red dot, red dot, yes I let the lead pop You AFK so HFK get JFK the head shot [Round 2: Charron] Yo b**h, you guaranteed that your flow's dumb What's a female dufflebag? Well guaranteed he owns one Ayo real talk, Organik...who is this f*ggot? I'ma palm the Rug' start shooting this f*ggot Grab the heater, you're the teacher but I'm schooling this f*ggot [HFK] Alphabetical Slaughter [Charron] Papoosing this f*ggot I'm abusing this f*ggot and I'm bruising this f*ggot [HFK] Oh and by the way, Fresco, you are a f*ggot [Charron] You wanna be a Smack rapper go and try muhf**a Step and you [?] and you would die muhf**a [HFK] He would be like, "I looked at your jeans and I nearly cried muhf**a." Like, "That design is so 2009 muhf**a." [Charron] I'll store pencils in your mouth by keeping your jaws spread [HFK] I'll use your hair as a broomstick if I need my garage swept [Charron] I'll use your body as a Swiffer just to clean up some cobwebs [HFK] And the only reason we're speaking this nonsense Is cause we know women hate it when we treat them like objects Yo, look like Enrique Iglesias, one of the goofiest singers And the day I was sure he lets dudes in his sphincter And he's not into doing girl strippers Is when I pulled a file out Mystique's a** and he's like, "Wow. HFK has some beautiful fingers." [Charron] Fresco sits in his bed and wishes he was currently dead [HFK] Everyday Fresco thinks about dying [Charron] ...his bangs purple or red [HFK] So earlier I was chilling with Charron and Fresco came and gave me a hug like, "Heeeey FK" And I'm like, "Charron, doesn't he come off in a f*ggity way?" And Charron was like [Charron] "Hugs are cool man. Why would you say that they're gay?" [HFK] And I'm like, "I know but that's like the tenth f**ing hug he's gave me today." [Charron] Against Pesci you claimed your third round was spit from the dome But why is there a clip where you spit the same lyrics to Rone? Would've been stoned, admitting the sh** from Scribble was written at home [HFK] So now the skeleton's out of your closet [Charron] I guess Fresco's in there alone Back home in Illinois, Fresco is feeling boys s**ing dicks for pity [HFK] Hey yo Toronto, Fresco has blown all of Chicago [Charron] That's why it's known as "The Windy City" You both got plane tickets and hotels [HFK] Who you think paid for the stuff? [Charron] They even had Grind Time camera man [HFK] Who do you think paid for the stuff? [Charron] Ten Canadians battled in Grind Time and they didn't pay us a buck for the plane or the bus [HFK] We ain't hating on Lush [Charron] But it'd be nice to see y'all return the f**ing favor for once Judges, don't buy into their pity vote Their tactic is persuasion [HFK] Like, "We're real rappers. All they come with is gay jokes and that sh** just gets played quick." [Charron] Say I'm young and skinny [HFK] Tell me I'm a terrorist who's fat and we'll embrace it [Charron] b**h you dress like you belong in the fashion entertainment [HFK] We're factual with statements [Charron] So laugh it off and take it [HFK] But don't get mad at all this gay sh** [Charron] Cause what else could we really say to you Fresco [Both] You're actually a f*ggot [Round 2: Fresco] You can try whatever gimmick you want, but you won't beat me How you got this coke head b**h showing her a** and she OCD? I'm finna get my mack on with that sh**, no PC By the end of the night I'll be hitting that b**h on the side like an old TV Ya'll motherf**ers heard about this dude Corey yo? He be doing BET, Proud2B, Ultimate MC [Real Deal] Yeah yeah, cool story bro [Fresco] Alright, I got one you might like He had a job at Wal-Mart and he said he's not gonna miss it Cause now he's got a job at a prison as the stand in for conjugal visits HFK I gave your mom the business Now she worships my co*k alone and is no longer polytheistic Quick question Charron How come your remote only pause when you click it? How come you keep shoving table legs in your a** like it's not gonna rip it? How come every mall Santa since you were six said you were naughty for Christmas? I mean at that age a co*k with a fist fit should not be at the top of your wish list [Real Deal] Damn, f**, I mean I used to action figures With karate chop action It usually came with a knife You got father figures With pelvic thrust action They always came with the pipe Your piece of sh** dad gets drunk and beats your mom every Arabian Night So I know that b**h won't give me no lip, but her labia might [Fresco] Yo, HFK be posted up at the changing station with a tip jar looking for babies to wipe While Charron's on deck pocking pool having the f**ing game of his life [Real Deal] Every kid in his high school with a letter man jacket, said you're a f*ggot You got thrown in the locker, every day was getting his a** kicked But back then he'd try to rebu*tal it like [Fresco] "You might've thrown me the locker but you'll get crushed with words." [Real Deal] "What the fu*k you say to me p**y?!" [Fresco] "Nothing sir" [Real Deal] So he would get tripped in the hall They'd swirly this b**h in the stall and haze him They would beat his sh** to a pulp, bigger kids kicking him on the pavement Friends? They never kicked it at all They would spitball, rip on him and chase him So now-a-days the only reason he's getting involved Cause he can say sh** to us all without a physical altercation p**y [Fresco] With all them clips in the tool he's peeled We know what someone from his religion would do for real That snub will blow he hugs Charron and use that b**h as a human shield His pops be like, "Americans are this, American's are that American's are arrogant. American's are fat." Well he's humble and I'm skinny so the comparison is wack You're a racist b**h that's fat and a generic little brat How American is that? See you're basically trash, that's why you've never been to the states in the past But here's how it would've gone if the leagues actually did gave him some cash He would've been like, "I'm at the airport now, they're filling my plane up with gas So I just logged into Facebook to ask if anyone in NY knows a place we can crash." [Real Deal] Stop pretending you are hard b**h you're sensitive and harmless You'll never be respected as a star, you're not respected as an artist You got a lot of robberies under your belt For example that sh** you said to Twist was garbage In your country you'd lose both hands for stealing And wind up catching dick regardless Now Organik booked us last year, World Domination match He said, "Details, we'll work on 'em after." He said, "Basically he's a beast. He'll come up here and murk any rapper." He said he only picked you cause you being Persian is a factor His fat a** got up from the dinner table like, "Hmmm, what's it gonna be, dessert or Dizaster?" Ayo f** that, you're fat as sh** with breast's fam Funny that you pulled Mystique into it cause she's an X-Man [Round 3: Charron] {21:00} So I'm the student that gets beat up in the locker room I'm not surprised b**h Well this student doesn't have to pop a nine clip To have this American teacher drop and die quick on some Columbine sh** And listen, you can clown me for being young and a student, well maybe you need a tutor C'mon you're a teacher Trevor, you should know the youth is the future [HFK] First off, I'd like to take this time out to say "rest in peace" to my uncle Bin Laden Because I was with him before he died, chilling in his eloquent mansion And he whispered his last words to me in the Arabic language Like, "Come closer Farbud I want to tell you these last words before I exit the planet Fresco's a f*ggot!" [Charron] So now Osama's dead you think you have Al-Qaeda beef? b**h it took you ten years to win a game of hide and seek [HFK] Yo, pardon my French but f** you f*ggot Fresco is a lifeguard cause people's safety is was Tony is about But one day a man went in the pool and everyone was like [Charron] "Oh no he's gonna drown!" [HFK] So Fresco ran in pulled him out and laid homie on the ground And everyone was like, "Dude. You're suppose to give him CPR by blowing on his mouth." [Charron] Your students always have questions and they're muttering 'em out [HFK] "Mr. Weller! Mr. Weller! What's a brainstorm?" [Charron] "Well that's used for structuring things out." [HFK] "Mr. Weller! Mr. Weller! What's Argentina?" [Charron] "Well Timmy, that's a country in the south." [HFK] "Mr. Weller! Mr. Weller! What's a thesaurus?" [Charron] "YOU SHUT YOUR fu*kING MOUTH!" [HFK] Hey Charron I wouldn't wanna be ya You just had your back turned to Fresco, ahh, not the best idea Yo, on parent/teacher night, Real Deal invites all the daddies and mommies to come in Like, "Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, let me start off with my judging In the first semester your son was slept on cause his projects were stellar And your second semester he beasted and he was like the Hollow Da Don of construction And in the third semester, Tommy was stumbling But then came back in music cla** and bodied the trumpet." And the dad is like, "Hey Mr. Weller, pardon my interruption and I'm sorry to stop the discussion But are you f**ing retarded or something?" So these two walked into Blockbuster and Real Deal was like, "Hey Fresco let's rent a Paul Rudd movie or something new on DVD." And Fresco was like [Charron] "I Love You Man"? [HFK] And Real Deal was like, "I know you do but what movie do you wanna see?" [Charron] Ayo, he mad right now No, no, no, no he mad right now [HFK] He 'bout to call one of his two dads right now [Charron] He wants to s** my dick so bad right now [HFK] Yo Fresco, excessive boozer [Charron] Meth abuser You're a teacher but your son was never tutored [HFK] You put your rapping before your kid to get there sooner [Charron] Ruining your child's dreams like Freddy Krueger [HFK] So hopefully you drop from cancer or a deadly tumor Cause without a father who's a pathetic loser [Charron] Trevor Junior [Both] Can have a better future [HFK] Yo, Trevor Junior used to always cry as a toddler Cause what kind of a father [Charron] Spends more time with his daughter? Speaking of daughters, The Saurus's daughter is in his cla** and he hates her since he knows her dad For football she doesn't get shoulder pads And for fire drills he makes her go last She's like [HFK] "Mr. Weller, I took a lot of notes in cla**. Am I going to pa**?" [Charron] And he's like, "I'm sorry Deloris I have to hold you back And All I f**ing Know Is That" Any motherf**ers claiming we'll lose to these clowns must be stoned Cause as soon as we heard that there were Yankees [Charron] In the Grand Prix [HFK] We're like, they need to leave town, start running home [Charron] Cause we just gave 'em a beat down [HFK] Crushed their bones [Charron] Ate 'em in each round [HFK] Cut their throats [Charron] So one American team down [HFK] One to go!