Razzlekhan - Social Distance lyrics

[INTRO] (Cough) Damn, you don’t who has just weed cough or who got coronavirus these days (God damn you’re right) (Who? who? we never going anywhere again) [HOOK] Who got coronavirus? Who? who?! Who got coronavirus? Who? who?! Could be me Could be you Could be me Could be you Who got coronavirus? Who? who?! Do your part Social distance Do your part Social distance Do your part Social distance Stay 6 feet apart Don’t show distance Covid-nine-teen Covid-nine-teen This is what I mean [VERSE] Texas wanna leave their gramma in a ditch Gougers trying to get rich Restaurants empty; down in Greenwich Vent hoarders worse than uh snitch Rona real tricky; like the Golden; snitch Wish I could; turn this off - with a -- toggle - switch Masks in the catalog; of Abercrombie Fitch Work offline, time to get uh new niche But facemasks; gotta get stitched Now I can’t even; go and get hitched Hamptoners; get whatever; they wish [impression]: I’d like two more ventilators, please Airbnb need to pick a new pitch All sports canceled; no swish swish American healthcare; they wanna flush us like goldfish! [HOOK] Who got coronavirus? Who? who?! Who got coronavirus? Who? who?! Could be me Could be you Could be me Could be you Who got coronavirus? Who? who?! Do your part Social distance Do your part Social distance Do your part Social distance Stay 6 feet apart Don’t show distance Covid-nine-teen Covid-nine-teen This is what I mean [VERSE] I’m all ratchet; missing lashes Bad haircut; look like mustaches! Watch out for em market crashes So much volatility; given me whiplashes! At least we got less greenhouse gases Republicans face social distance back-lashes Charrlean says, God damn; this sh*t is fascist! We all got giant TP stashes Car weddings and zoom birthday bashes Food shortage fears; doing grocery dashes More and more stuff becoming cashless Guess I can’t use my airline status! No more school; just online classes! Stopped showering; son you gonna get rashes! (Ahh, is that why my bu*t has been itching lately?) [HOOK] Who got coronavirus? Who? who?! Who got coronavirus? Who? who?! Could be me Could be you Could be me Could be you Who got coronavirus? Who? who?! Do your part Social distance Do your part Social distance Do your part Social distance Stay 6 feet apart Don’t show distance Covid-nine-teen Covid-nine-teen This is what I mean [VERSE] American healthcare! Better not have uh; health scare It’s like we all on welfare Our bull run was chased by uh big bear Go on Tinder dates only if you dare Can’t trust that cheap Alaska fair Don’t take Uber to get anywhere This uh whole new kind; of STD scare Masks the new condoms we all gotta wear Invisible killer; floating in the air! Don’t be a hoarder; take only your share Have any rubbing alcohol that you could spare? Bunker down at home - like uh villain lair Now sweatpants; all that - we wear Bill Gates warned them, but they didn’t prepare (Bill Gates man, Bill Gates told you guys, and you still don’t wear your mask at the store? We’re doomed…!) [HOOK] Who got coronavirus? Who? who?! Who got coronavirus? Who? who?! Could be me Could be you Could be me Could be you Who got coronavirus? Who? who?! Do your part Social distance Do your part Social distance Do your part Social distance Stay 6 feet apart Don’t show distance Covid-nine-teen Covid-nine-teen This is what I mean [OUTRO] Charrlean: God damnit! I won’t do it! They can’t make me I won’t wear no mask! How am I supposed to smoke? How am I gonna make out with a hot guy? How am I gonna make money? You can give no blow jobs if you’re wearing a mask! God damn deep state! Charrlean! How do you get in here? You’re not supposed to be here. We’re trying to record a song about coronavirus and social distancing… and you’re not even wearing a mask. Plus, dad says he saw you down at the truck stop, lot lizzarding, and you’re gonna give us all kinds of diseases, Covid and more! Disgusting! My God you guys, I’m so sorry, this is so embarrassing...This is my cousin Charrlean Yo! Somebody gets out of here! Yo! [Charrlean making a weird grunting sound]