Ray Stevens - The Deodorant Song lyrics

Do you want your love life to bloom? Do you lose your charm When ya raise your arm? Then run out and buy some Tear out and get some Search around and find some You gotta have some Worry free, sweet smelling, easy to apply Hours of protection, keeps you dry Spray it on, roll it on, spit it on, wipe it on Rub it on, splash it on, put it on, get it on Your perspiration zone When you exercise, do you draw flies? Then run out and buy some Tear out and get some Search around and find some You gotta have some Worry free, sweet smelling, easy to apply Hours of protection, keeps you dry Spray it on, roll it on, spit it on, wipe it on Rub it on, splash it on, put it on, get it on Your perspiration zone Do you want your love life to bloom? Then you've got to put a stop to all those fumes Do you offend, all of your friends? Then run out and buy some Tear out and get some Search around and find some You gotta have some Worry free, sweet smelling, easy to apply Hours of protection, keeps you dry Spray it on, roll it on, spit it on, wipe it on Rub it on, splash it on, put it on, get it on Your perspiration zone Say friends, don't let your love life fade, fade, fade away Don't be bothered by be, oh