Ray Stevens - Bad Little Boy lyrics

Thanksgiving is all over and my dad put up the tree Looks like a merry Christmas for everyone - but me 'Cause I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas Not even one little toy They say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this Christmas 'Cause I've been a bad little boy My mommy screamed when she found my pet gerbil In my little baby sister's basinette They say my little baby sister has a soft spot in her Head But I haven't found it - yet And dad yelled just cause I took the ridin' mower For a little trip down to the candy store And my big brother Brett, boy did he get upset When I told mom about the magazines in his bottom Drawer So, I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas And last christmas I was everybody's pride and joy But they say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this Christmas 'Cause I've been a bad little boy I was hopin' I might get a chemistry set or a Motorcycle Or something like that But that's before I used Brett's model rocket set And made an astronaut out of Miss Wilcox's cat Stupid cat If he'da just held on tight like I told him I wouldn'a had to super glue his little paws to the Rocket Yeah, if he'da just been still like I told him He wouldn'a thrown the rocket off course And he wouldn'a landed in Butch the bull dog's back Yard Stupid cat But did the cat get in trouble? Nooo! But Hey, I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas Not even one little toy They all say I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas 'Cause I've been a bad little boy Oh, my grandma had to go to the hospital Yeah, but don't worry, she's not really sick She just had a little trouble walking for awhile After I showed her my Power Ranger kick So, I ain't gettin' nothin' this Christmas Not from mom or dad or brett or Grandma They all say I ain't gettin' nothin' at all this Christmas But they don't know my grandpa! My grandpa'd give me anything I want I bet "Boys will be boys," that's what Grandpa says "Lighten up bill, he's just a little kid!" My grandpa calls my dad "Bill!" I just hope my grandpa doesn't find out Who took his Great Big Bertha golf clubs though It's true what they say about the Great Big Bertha I can hit a rock farther with a Great Big Bertha Than with any of my dad's golf clubs Even with the big dents I put in it That rock just goes and goes One rock went through Miss Wilcox's window Wish it'da hit that stupid cat I hate that cat