Ray Stevens - Little Egypt lyrics

Step right up, folks And see Little Egypt do her Famous dance of the Pyramids She walks, she talks She crawls on her belly Like a reptile Just one thin dime One tenth of a dollar Step right up, folks I went and bought myself a ticket And I sat down in the very first row They pulled the curtain up and when They turned the spotlight way down low Little Egypt came out strutting Wearing nothing but a bu*ton and a bow Singing, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Gitchee gitchee gitchee Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah She had a ruby on her tummy and A diamond big as Texas on her toe She let her hair down and she did The hoochie koochie real slow When she did her special Number on a zebra skin I thought she'd stop the show Singing, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Gitchee gitchee gitchee Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah She did a triple somersault And when she hit the ground She winked at the audience And then she turned around She had a picture of a Cowboy tattooed on her spine Saying Phoenix, Arizona Nineteen forty-nine Yeah, but let me tell you people Little Egypt doesn't dance there anymore She's too busy mopping and a taking Care of shopping at the store Cause we've got seven kids And all day long they crawl Around the floor Singing, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Gitchee gitchee gitchee Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...