Ray Stevens - Gitarzan lyrics

He's free as the breeze He's always at ease He lives in the jungle and hangs by his knees As he swings through the trees Without a trapeze in his B. V. D. S He's got a union card and he's practicing hard To play, the guitar, gonna be a big star Yeah he's gonna go far And carry moonbeams home in a jar He ordered Chet's guitar course C. O. D. Makes A and E and he's working on B Digs C&W and R&B and me and the chimpanzees agree That one day soon he'll be a celebrity Get it, get it, get it. Gitarzan, he's a gitar man He's all you can stand Give him a hand, gitarzan He's got a girl named Jane With no last name Kinda homely and plain But he loves her just the same Cause she kindles the flame And it drives him insane When he hears her sing She really does her thing It's her claim to fame Come on sing one Jane Baby, baby, oh baby Baby, oh baby (How about that, let's hear it for Jane!) They've got a pet monkey Who likes to get drunk, he Sings boogie woogie And it sounds real funky Come on, your time boy Sing one monkey (makes monkey sounds) Let's hear it for the monkey On Saturday night they need some excitement Jane gets right and the monkey gets tight And their voices unite In the pale moonlight And it sounds all right Yeah, it's dynamite, it's out of sight Let's hear it right now Baby, baby oh baby Yeah, shut up baby, I'm trying to sing Get it, get it, get it Repeat Chorus