Ray Stevens - The Global Warming Song lyrics

Now, here we have two real pioneers Embarking upon a new career Capitalizing on this "Global Warming" hype. Yeah, they're the one's who brought you the left-handed hammer And tried to market a recycled pamper; You could say the Gullible Brothers Have always been the entrepreneurial type But this next hare-brained Gullible venture Could be earmarked as the major clincher As to whether or not they'll be livin' it up in their retirement age. They put all they had into one bankroll, Bought a bunch of land down at the South Pole, Eagerly awaiting the impending doom of "Climate Change!" Hee, hee! Thereby being in the catbird seat in the new Florida! And I'm all for working hard To keep this planet clean, But man-made Global Warming just don't make no sense to me. But if you insist on buying into this media false alarm, I know a couple of guys who wheel 'n deal in frozen farms! Hee, hee, hee! "Next up on the Real Estate Show we have the Gullible Brothers, Live via satellite from the East Coast of Antarctica. Hello, boys, are you on the line?" "Y-y-yeah, Hi, I'm B-Barry-v-very Gullible And this is my y-younger brother J-J-Justis Gullible Thanks for having us on the s-sh-show." "You bet. What actually do you have available in the way of land?" "W-we-well, we got this beautiful-beautiful homesites available Ocean f-front once the i-i-ice m-melts a little bit You should - brr-r-r-r, Gosh it's cold And we got some b-be-beautiful f-farms more inland Soon's we lose about forty feet of this snow... huh,huh, Oh, Lord!" And I'm all for working hard To keep this planet clean, But man-made Global Warming just don't make no sense to me. But if you insist on buying into this media false alarm, I know a couple of guys who wheel 'n deal in frozen farms! Hee, hee, hee! "Well, boys, what's the weather like down there? Sounds cold!" "W-w-we-well, it's n-not too bad... S-say, sixty two below at the m-mo-moment Wind chill's a h-hunderd below... But spirits are hi-high We been told it's definitely gonna rise in a few, few, little while It's uh... Record s-seven feet of snow... B-but Al Gore said its gonna be OK. Oh, Lord! Justis, run! H-he-here comes a P-po-polar Bear! Aggghhhhh!" And I'm all for working hard To keep this planet clean, But man-made Global Warming just don't make no sense to me. But if you insist on buying into this media false alarm, I know a couple of guys who wheel 'n deal in frozen farms! Hee, hee, hee! "Well, we'd just to thank the Gullibles for joining us today. Barry Gullible, any last words for those who may be looking To relocate once the rest of the world floods?" "A-a-ah, w-well, b-r-r-rrr! Ah-h-hh-hhhh, ch-h-h-h-hhhh b-r-r-rrrr!" "Oh, my goodness! OK, Justis, how about you?" "E-e-er-rrrr, b-rr-r-rr-rrrr, ch-h-hh-h-hhhh, I cain't feel my feet!"