Ray Stevens - Hello Mama lyrics

[Mama] Hello? [Osama] Hello Mama, This is Osama I'm in a geisha house in Yokohama I swear I don't know nothing 'bout no tennis shoe bomb I'm a nervous wreak, Dubya's breathin' down my neck [Mama] Goodness me, mercy sakes Listen son, what on Earth are you thinking? [Osama] I don't know [Mama] Tell me something, have you been drinking? [Osama] No! I ain't been drinking [Mama] This ain't no way to behave you're gonna send me to my Grave! [Osama] Hold it Mama! You know I can't talk long at all Dubya just might trace this call. Wait a minute. Uh Oh! [Dubya] We will not tire. We will not fail However long it takes you know we will prevail [Mama] Mercy Sakes [Osama] Mama I don't wanna go. To Guantanamo So Mama send me some dough. Another hundred million or So I think it's worse than dead broke. Down in Guantanamo [Mama] Hello? [Usama] Hello Mama, This is "Usama" I'm in a mud hut in the middle of Uganda Now here's the thing I changed my name to "Usama" Yeah, 'cause Dubya's nipping at my heels Now I know how Salman Rushdie feels [Mama] Goodness me, mercy sakes Listen son I'm not trying to upset you [Usama] I know [Mama] But honey if they do catch you [Usama] Oh for goodness sakes bite your tongue! [Mama] You know it's every mother's prayer, you have on clean Underwear [Usama] Hold it Mamma! Dubya just won't leave me alone, I think he Might of tapped this phone Wait a minute. Uh Oh! [Dubya] We will not tire, we will not fail Do not pa** GO just go directly to Jail [Mama] Goodness me! [Osama] Mama I don't wanna go. To Guantanamo So Mama send me some dough. Another hundred million or So I think it's worse than dead broke. Down in Guantanamo {repeat and fade}