If you're feeling lowdown, don't have a soul to care If you're feeling lowdown, don't have a soul to care Just grab your hat and start for the Rocking Chair There's Dubonnet Judy, Gin Fizz Flo co*ktail Shorty, and old Julip Joe I'm telling you, it's the gonnest place in town; If you don't have your rubbers, take a taxi down If you're a regular guy, you're bound to get a souvenir If you're a regular guy, you're bound to get a souvenir And when you write back home, you can say you're spooning at the Rocking Char