He lives under the banyan tree When I'm in trouble, he helps me I hear him creep through the leaves at night His flesh is pink, but his fur, it's bright snow white! No meat, no bread Get inside his little head 'Cuz he's the possum of the grotto Possum of the grotto Alkalize or die Don't complain about humidity 'Cuz if the yard is damp, that is where he'll be Don't be racist against this albino I have kissed his lips and seen his red eyes shine, oh! Get inside his little head 'Cuz he's the possum of the grotto Prophet of vibrato Alkalize or die Cheek to cheek Don't be shy Alkalize or die Beast to beast Eye to eye Alkalize or die No meat, no bread Possum of the grotto Possum of the grotto Alkalize or die 'Cuz he's the possum of the grotto Prophet of vibrato Alkalize or die