RAPTORS - PGhostie2 lyrics

It's me the Purtil ghost I'm your lyrical host I don't give a hoot about Who I spook Back from the grave That I never left Don't say i have no life Of course i'm bereft I left the haunted house Though i kept the couch Thriving and striving Though i'm not aliving If you don't think i'm here I'm only hiding Oh why, oh why Oh woe is me I'm the motherf**ing ghost of Greasy C If you're superstitious I'll be extra vicious So if you feel my presence Better count your blessings Boo! Shady like hector No need for resurrector Though I came back like Christ I'm a normal poltergeist Pale like Canadian Papa John like Peyton Oh where have I gone Have I lost my mind? Its so lonely being the only one of a kind I feel to whine but i think I'll moan Just to scare the people out of this home Hooo! I'm the fabulous phantom And I'm d**hly handsome Watch out for ectoplasm That's how this spector-gasms I'm the transient kook With the transparent goop Woop-de-la-hoop Lukewarm like soup! If you screw with me You'll get regret Cause' the last one to cross me Was a black cat! Boo!