Rappy McRapperson - Planet Lesbodian lyrics

[Verse 1] This planet is boring, it makes me go schnoozie I went to the shed with the toolerooskies And built a rocket ship Out of wood scraps and sheet metal strips The finishing touch, a steering wheel Soon I will travel through the atmosphere Peace out Earth, see you later I turned on the supersonic atmos-faders and Boom, traveling through space I floated in suspension for a bunch of days I pa**ed a bunch of comets and meteors I floated in suspension for a bunch of years Then I saw a tiny planet, the perfect place for me to crash land at I hopped out of the ship and saw a trillion naked girls All finger-banging each other in this crazy world called [Chorus] Planet Lesbodian The planet filled with lesbians, it's Planet Lesbodian The planet that has only lesbians [Verse 2] b**bs and nipples, boosky ripples Booty snacks and titty freckles Low-cut shirts and no-sleeve skirts Boosky slabs and dirty squirts It's out of control I've already fingered ten girls in the bu*t-hole They moaned with unworldly pleasures Her name was Heather, the one in leather She's friends with Becky, naked on the jet-skis I'm the only guy here, so I'm always getting head cheese I called Stephanie, slob me up definitely She had been pursuing me relentlessly Then Wanda got it hot like a sauna She thought my wiener was a harmonica Then her friend Abigail came in the room I'm not leaving this room till the afternoon, on [Chorus] [Verse 3] Her name was Vicky, her boosky slabs were sticky Friends with Margaret, who took off her garments And called up Kate, who really liked to masturbate While Tracy taped it, face it, I'm wasted I took a snooze and woke up to good news Girls with no shoes hopping on me like kangaroos In a nonstop orgaristic super hump fest With slurping sounds and sticky messes Oh shnapz, we need paper towels stat Planet Lesbodian is going down like that Cruising around in a bicycle I saw a bunch of ladies eating popsicles They'll freeze their topsicles to get a slurpee of the sweet taste And throw my CD into outer space I represent Earth cause that's where I'm from But my favorite planet is Planet Lesbodian [Chorus]