Rapper Big Pooh - My Homegirl Friend (Interlude) lyrics

"My craziest birthday memory has to be when.. I went out for my homegirl's birthday Don't remember ANYTHING about the club, cause we had entirely too much Jack Daniels But all I remember is the next morning I wake up And I have red streaks goin from my neck down to my chest So I'm like 'Yo, what the hell happened?!' So I take a picture And I send it to, like two of my homeboys and my homegirls And I'm like, 'Yo, what the hell happened to me last night?' I was like, 'Yo, did y'all let me get into a fight or something?' So next thing I know, I get a call from my homegirl And she's just DYIN LAUGHING and she was like 'Yo, you don't remember what happened last night?" So, next thing I know, in the group chat, like I get these pictures Of where our homegirlfriend was like, tryin to like, kiss all up on my face Like, she was like kiss all up on my neck Like straight tryin to take advantage of me and I'm just lookin so helpless And I was like 'Yo!' I was like 'Y'all gon' let this girl like take advantage of me! Y'all supposed to be my friends!' And they was just laughing so damn hard Next thing I know I get a video of like ol' girl in the club Like tryin to dance all up on me, like tryin to pop her stuff all in my face I was like 'Yo!' I'm like 'That's f**ed up!' I was like 'I'm drunk! And y'all just let this girl sit here and try to take advantage of me!' Yo, by far that is the CRAZIEST birthday expereince I've ever had!"