Rapinator - Rap Warz: The Rockers VS. Apple Computer Inc. lyrics

RAP WARZ The Rockers Versus Apple Computer Inc BEGIN! [Shawn “The HeartBreak Kid” Michaels] Hey Jabroni Tune up Garage Band so I can turn you into macaroni Sweet Chin you downtown like police with a criminal Right Now, It Seems, your Apple I is a mineral Found only in pawn shops for cheap prices along with your calculator When I'm done with you, I'll be saying “Mr. Wozinak, see you later!” [Steve Wozinak] Well Shawn I disagree On Wikipedia, my biography is longer Even though you may be stronger Yours only features your fake wrestling moves And your lousy career, where everything you did was an EPIC FAIL! Now you'll be sent down to Apple Jail! But first I'll reset you AND your career I'll make it so Edge with beat you with a spear [Marty Jannetty] Well, Mr. W Do you seem ready to rumble? My moves feel like a football fumble! Your computers are lame IPad 3's and iPad 2's are the same You can't Rap And if you did, you'd lose So don't even choose [Steve Jobs] You may have beaten Mr. Wozinak But can you handle Steve Jobs? My d**h could have created mobs! I'm the famous tech god What are you? NOTHING! Why? Because my career became something! WHO WON? YOU CHOOSE!