Rapeman - Log Ba** lyrics

Mayor of a small town I'm an entertainer, I'm a professional I do what I do to keep clean Started with Twinkies, Ho-Hoes, Ding-Dongs And now it's worked its way all the way up to real adrenaline Reached down, dislodged what I like to call a log ba** Held it up to the sky like a newborn child And claimed it as my own It was bathed in its own log milk A sweet fragrant scent Love me tender