Randy Newman - Wedding in Cherokee County lyrics

[Verse 1] There she is sitting there Out behind the smoke house In her rocking chair She don't say nothing She don't do nothing She don't feel nothing She don't know nothing [Refrain] Maybe she's crazy I don't know But maybe that's why I love her so [Verse 2] Her papa was a midget Her mama was a who*e Her granddad was a newsboy 'til he was eighty four What a slimy old ba*tard he was Man don't you think I know she hates me Man don't you think I know that she's no good If she knew how she'd be unfaithful to me I think she'd k** me if she could [Refrain] Maybe she's crazy I don't know But maybe that's why I love her so [Bridge] I'm not afraid of the grey wolf Who stalks through our forest at dawn As long as I have her beside me I have the strength to carry on [Verse 3] Today we will be married And all the freaks that she knows will be there And all the people from the village will be there To congratulate us I will carry her across the threshold I will make dim the light I will attempt to spend my love within her But though I try with all my might She will laugh at my mighty sword She will laugh at my mighty sword Why must everybody laugh at my mighty sword? Lord, help me if you will [Refrain] Maybe we're both crazy, I don't know Maybe that's why I love her so