Random (Mega Ran) - s** It Trebek lyrics

[Jeopardy! Sample] Her favorite type of music is something I've never heard of, but it doesn't sound like fun I think it's very fun, it's called nerdcore hip-hop Nerdcore, hip-hop? (hip-hop) Yes, uhm, it's people who, identify as nerdy, rapping about the things they love, video games, science fiction, and having a hard time meeting romantic partners Y'know, it's really catchy and fun Losers, in other words? [Verse 1: TEAMHEADKICK] What did you expect? I ain't mixing my words But who the hell are you to talk? You're the king of the nerds I'll take the Daily Double bet all my money now you in trouble pal Who's the one that's in Jeopardy now? I'll take "how to be a dick" for $500 Alex Cause you're standing there looking like a phallus You're a game show host, not a music critic Why don't you S.T.F.U for a minute What you know about nerdcore anyway? Nothing, cause you're ancient, old and gray Call our fans losers? What you listen to? That big band crap from 1932? Of course you do, I know you were there You probably watched the Civil War from your rocking chair You just had to run your mouth and disrespect Well guess what s** it Trebek [Verse 2: Mega Ran] Trebeking, now Using your platform to show ignorance to a little known rap form And put down intelligent folks to prove your relevance Truthfully I spoke on it but I don't feel that scorned Long in the tooth, my songs been the truth And shaming folks ain't just wrong, it's abuse You're the worst kind of bully, but instead of being depressed We gonna take the high route, thank you for the free press Turd Ferguson, can't believe the nerve of him Hit him with the Daily Double, now we gotta service 'em TMZ too? That escalated quickly Gotta go to Culver City with a hundred nerds with me In Guy Fawkes masks like "hey what's up y'all" We're rooting for Susan, hope she bankrupts ya'll I used to give you such love and respect But now you leave me no choice s** it Trebek [Verse 3: MC Lars] Yo On Jeopardy, you're elderly Your energy is negative You denigrate our movement on TV because you say it is A pernicious sound for the sad and lonely Geeks playing D&D, hold up if you only knew the people in the scene living their dreams Scientists and animators on the same team A subculture of which you're not aware Sitting there, so unfair with your patronizing stare I'm sure you're really nice, but here is some advice Please keep it positive, that's the key to life I know you're getting laughs when you elucidate our pain But I want to thank you Alex, cause you've used your fame (hey) To give us some power, for what it's worth Because the geeks will rise up and inherit the Earth So thank you Susan Cole for spreading the word For some vituperative sagacious nerds