Random Encounters - The Brony Song: This Day Aria, Rewritten lyrics

It's not easy being a brony Both my parents and my friends don't understand... They say ponies aren't for boys That I shouldn't buy these toys That I need to toughen up and be a man... It's not easy being a brony But especially a brony who's a girl The attention's all on guys- Why can no one realize That there are Pegasisters all around the world! I can't make it to the meetups- Or contribute brony art- I'm straight but my family thinks I'm gay.... I'd buy shirts but I'm too cheap- I'm seeing rainbows in my sleep- And I can't pull off a Pinkie Pie cosplay! Why can't I hug Fluttershy-? 'My Little Dashie' made me cry- When will pony clothes come in my size? I don't see what all the fuss is I just watch it for the plot! Every week, I get trolled by Tara Strong... All my feelings are conflicting Over Lyra/Bon-Bon shipping! ITunes, y u no have any pony songs?! I'll always love the show I choose Despite the stories on Fox news I'm Twilightlicious And I love Derpy Hooves! Life can be hard for a brony But our show's the very best you'll ever see! And the world will soon discover A great show that's like no other Join the herd! Watch M-L-P!