Random Encounters - Rhythm Thief the Musical lyrics

Phantom r… The boy who duped france’s finest… They call him an art thief But i know the truth And the truth is... I’m the rhythm thief My name is raphael As you can tell... I'm the rhythm thief This coin's my only clue To find my dad; It's got a match at the louvre! Rest assured, art i've procured I'll only use for it's clues And safely return! Now it's time for the show! Hit the lights! here we go! My heisting's enticingly feisty, i know! "take care of the place until i get back, fondue!" Drat! that phantom r Escapes my grasp But hе cannot be far... I've got a hunch he's on thе move... I'll chase him down And catch him at the louvre! You like to dance with the finest of france? Well, we'll see in paris Who it is who is laughing last! Today's the day you find crime doesn't pay As i grin and bring you in Thanks to vergier! "do i know you?" "no… you know, i just have one of those faces..." "you look familiar..." "thanks.. you do, too." Gentlemen, please save me From a man who's raving 'bout a "dragon crown!" I think he's evil, and i believe he'll ("hey! it's that symbol!") Take over france! Don't know what it means, but / where'd you get that weird- Occasionally it gleams! / -violin? Name's marie, by the way! / -the mark on the side's- Nice to meet! / -pretty sweet! Family's gone! / and it matches this sign- Where's my mom? / -on this coin here of mine! All i've got is this sheet? / what's it mean? "how many floors does this elevator stop on?!" "napoleon has arrived!" "you!" Marie / napoleon: (simultaneously) Get him! oh, please stop him! / i will soon… ‘cause he seems a little wacky! What a horrid outfit! / rule the world! Seems his fashion’s tacky! I can almost smell him and he’s practically / silence you The scent of death! / insolent girl! And i find him quite appalling, / i’m the king! And not at all enthralling! / number one! I hope someone calls the police! / emperor napoleon! Gotta find my family, please has anybody seen ‘em? / bow before! Mom may be a duchess! isn’t that a perfect reason? / feel my wrath! Gotta play my song for her and then we’ll finally find out if / while i split We really are! / europe in half! I’ll be an orphan no more! / devil’s knights She’ll have all my amore / come tonight! And be our- / engarde! -bright future! / bonaparte! Vergier /phantom r: (simultaneously) I've got you now! / it's a mix-up! You've got no way out! / listen, mister! Vergier arrests you / let's not make quick- In the name of france! / -judgement calls! You think you're slick, / that really isn't true! But tonight you have slipped! / that's what i'm telling you! Now you'll pay for this / this could all be- Arrogance! / -a mistake! Justice shall prevail! / no, really! I'm sending you to jail! / that's silly! I'll be the man who caught / can't we just be sporting? The legend, phantom r! / have a heart-to-heart? All the glory and fame / i am sorry Will belong to my name! / i am sorry Au revoir, / inspect- Phantom r! / -or! “no, wait! stop that rhythm thief!”