Rajinder "Conga Man" Kala - Da Art of Storytellin' Part 1 (Remix) lyrics

[Verse 1: Big Boi] Somebody hit me the other day, for a rendezvous Was it the b**h that f**ed the Goodie, and the Dungeon Crew Let's say her name was Suzy Skrew, ‘cause she screwed a lot Making a n***a hit that chonk, at legitimate spots Not no parks, backseats or things of that nature Had to hate ya player, I'm dicking the ho down never said I paid her Straight laid her, slayed the b**h like Darth Vader, made her From College Park and Fayette, all the way down to Decatur Like Jada, her wig was sharp and sporty, that was shorty Safe as a snake on eggs in a Beamer 840 It's foggy, I went to the crib to call her but she lost me My baby mama beeped seven o'clock it's gonna cost me But I still wanna cut her though, maybe she had to work I caught her in the mall, wearing a real tight skirt She was, fine as f**, I wanted to s** the ho up She said, "Let's hit the parking lot so I can sick your duck" I said, "Cool, I really wanted to cut you but this'll do I gotta pick up my daughter plus my baby mama beeped me too" She said she understood then everything was kosher I gave her a Lil' Will CD, and a f**in poster, it's like that now [Hook: Sleepy Brown + Big Boi] It's like that now, you better go on and get the hump up out your back now It's about four, or five, cats off in my 'Lac now We just, shoot, game in the form of story raps now It's like that now, it's like that now [Verse 2: André 3000] Now Suzy Skrew had a partner named Sasha, Thumper I remember her number like the summer When her and Suzy yeah they threw a slumber Party but you cannot call it that ‘cause it was slummer Well it was more like spend the night Three in the morning yawning dancing under street lights We chilling like a villain and a n***a feeling right In the middle of the ghetto on the curb, but in spite All of the bullsh** we on our back staring at the stars above Talking ‘bout what we gonna be when we grow up I said what you wanna be, she said, "Alive" It made me think for a minute, then looked in her eyes I coulda died, time went on, I got grown Rhyme got strong, mind got blown, I came back home To find lil' Sasha was gone Her mama said she with a n***a that be treating her wrong I kept on singing my song and hoping at a show That I would one day see her standing in the front row But two weeks later she got found in the back of a school With a needle in her arm, baby two months due, Sasha Thumper [Hook: Sleepy Brown + Big Boi + Slick Rick] It's like that now, you better go on and get the hump up out your back now (Uncle Ricky) Yeah It's about four, or five, cats off in my 'Lac now Yeah (Can you tell us a story?) We just, shoot, game in the form of story raps now (Please?) Oh It's like that now, it's like that now Here we go… [Verse 3: Slick Rick] Throwing things, yelling in a mad high pitch Here we go again with this psychopath b**h The neighbors will hear you, you misfit Can't disagree with the b**h without this sh** The price we pay to f** women The most pretty b**h got the psycho sh** within them Stuck up, as soon as I pop up But see me with the next, she wanna tear the f**ing club up Check her pants, a number confirming Learned more and more, they're just sh** to dump s**m in And you know, probably get cussed if I backslap Miss While she busy trying to justify who cheated first "Rick what would I want With this small chain wearin muh-f**a trying to front?" I oughta cut her off, let another soothe me But I don't know, ordinary b**h don't move me I mean, I tried to fall in love with a bitty But straight up, just be with the b**h out of pity So although I know, pretty b**h shady Here I go, trying to change a hoe into a lady Knahmean? [Hook: Sleepy Brown + Big Boi + Slick Rick] It's like that now, you better go on and get the hump up out your back now Yeah It's about four, or five, cats off in my 'Lac now Yeah We just, shoot, game in the form of story raps now Oh It's like that now, it's like that now It's like that now, you better go on and get the hump up out your back now Yeah It's about four, or five, cats off in my 'Lac now Yeah We just, shoot, game in the form of story raps now Oh It's like that now, it's like that now It's like that now, you better go on and get the hump up out your back now Yeah It's about four, or five, cats off in my 'Lac now Yeah We just, shoot, game in the form of story raps now Oh It's like that now, it's like that now