[Rahman Jamaal] The award for best screen plays goes to Hakeem Mays For making his team look like the '9ers & Greenbay Except teen-aged, the junior running back Came with more burly laps than shoes in a gunnysack With 18 carries nearing 300 hundred yards He's all Ram... like a high-speed bumper car Willow Glen beats Lincoln 41 to fourteen I bet you wish you had this sort of fun on your team Give it time, or get in line with picket signs To protest these wicked rhymes about Bridget Heins Number 9 on the outside k**s like missiles For California high school, fa shizzle my grizzle 3 aces 22 k**s and 9 blocks Hein's got fine paws enough to make time stop And that's astonishing, when it happens on the screen What else you expect from a captain on the team?