Raheem - Schooldaze lyrics

[ school principal ] Good morning, [Name] High School This is your principal speaking Thought for the day is: 'Think and study' Ah - Raheem - try to make it to cla** in time [ VERSE 1 ] At age 5 in kindergarten I was f**in em up Knockin n***as to they a** who wanted to press they luck Got suspended every semester, so to f** with a cla** Used to cut and play hookey and pay my teachers the pa** They couldn't stand me, I come, they go the opposite way Used to work on gettin p**y while they work on the A I get expelled, now the send me to a whole new school 'bout a month or two I'm quiet, then I'm cuttin a fool I'm in 8th grade, growin and my game's correct Got a bunch of b**hes' number but I ain't f**ed yet And there's a rumor goin round about this b**h named Pam Said she had once s**ed dick and f**ed a full-grown man Had to have that, that's why I found the b**h home room Left a note beside the dresser, I be in this here soon She read the note like she was with it, I was proud of myself Till she said (You couldn't handle it, my man's in the 12th) But what is this, b**h, you tryin to say my dick ain't long? I make your p**y whistle Dixie if you let me come on Straight to the locker room, stroked and tried to break that back Yo, I came in 'bout 25 seconds flat But what the hell, I was a virgin and the p**y was great Kissed the freak and strolled back and got to cla** kinda late Told my teacher I was sorry, but she know that I ain't My mother ain't the Virgin Mary, so I wasn't a saint In my school days [ school principal ] Ms. Johnson tells me she caught four students in the bathroom smokin marihuana Needless to say Raheem's name was mentioned amongst them Raheem, report to my office now! [ VERSE 2 ] Shootin dice and drinkin liquor wasn't sh** to me We had three consequtive lunches and I took all three Some n***a stressin that I owe him, I ain't payin you, bee You better roll another point and shut the f** up, gee Ah sh**, it's gettin started, there's a fight in the john Another bully tryin to come against Raheem [Name] Here comes security, guess who got suspended, my man I told the principle he's dumb to think that I give a damn He's a smoker, so I gave him one to cut down time Promised two and that pursuaded him to change his mind I got it goin now, everything I do is cool I just won't be interrupt but I don't skip school My 7th period's a b**h, my teacher loves to snitch All my buddies shine bright because they're makin me rich We come to school and have on jumpers, brand new j**elry and all Everyday we wanna play, we write some sh** on the wall The auditorium, 'nother one of 'heem's hang outs If you ever been to [Name], you know what it's 'bout Smokin weed, meetin b**hes, tryin to get in that a** Before a teacher comes and tell you (Just report to cla**!) But f** that, that's what I tell him, I ain't goin to cla** You ain't my mom, besides, b**h, I got a damn hall pa** Get off my dick, man, you crazy, you the one need a shrink It just tickles me to d**h everytime I think About school days [ school principal ] Now students There comes a time in our lives Where we have to think about our future Education is an important factor in our future That's why we must bring all our books home, do all our homework And bring our teacher an apple every day Now some people, there's just not too much hope for Raheem - I'm sorry to say, but your future looks very grim, my friend [ VERSE 3 ] My graduation all I heard was, "How the f** he done pa**ed?" Therefore I made a little speech for the senior cla** Looked at them and said "What's up," they said, "What's up," I said "nothin" My teacher starin at me stupid like I'm crazy or somethin Heary, heary, I'm the V-i-g The baddest juvenile delinquent, H.I.S.D School's out at 3:30, never stayed past 3 But still I graduated pretty, all A's, one B In my school days