Rafael Serrano - Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! BEN FRANKLIN! VS! BILLY MAYS! BEGIN! [Benjamin Franklin] I'm big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty Let me instruct you how we battle in the city of Philly You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice My victory more certain than d**h or taxes Fact is you're a hack, wack QVC joke You peddle soap that cleans bird sh** from my windows I'll craft a lyrical coffin and then spit the nails in Call me Arthur Miller son, cause it's d**h of a salesman [Billy Mays] Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father I'll take my awesome auger and sow your quaker oats I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of red coats I'm lord of the pitch and leader in home sales You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail Benny's got kite'n key but you're in for a shock When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod co*k [Benjamin Franklin] Stop I protest these intolerable raps It takes just one easy payment for me to whoop your a** Cause I'm mint I'm money I'm an educated gentleman So join or die Bill cause it's all about the Benjamin [Billy Mays] But wait there's more! [Announcer] Is there anyone out there who can finish this battle? Anyone...? Anyone...? [Vince Offer: The ShamWow Guy] I can You following me camera guy? Cause it's about to get furious You're gonna love my nuts until you're bi-focal-curious Your boy George chopped down trees; you couldn't break a piece of balsa Slap chop your face, make a double chin salsa Your style's so broke they call you Poor Richard It's bad enough I got to see you every time I tip a stripper Vince against a founding father is just too bad Cause after this America is gonna lose a Dad WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-picrapbattlesofhistory..