Gordon In case of nuclear war Or ma**ive unemployment Of drastic re-inflation Or tactical deployment In case of civil unrest Follow me to the Artic Circle They'll take good care of you there Pre-Chorus (Hello and welcome to Baffin) No matter what's wrong We can all go along to Baffin Island Chorus Soon we'll all be gone – (Soon we'll all be gone) The land of women and song (The land of women and song) That's where we all belong (That's where we all belong) No matter what's wrong with the world There's always Baffin Island Soon we'll all be gone – (Soon we'll all be gone) The land of women and song (The land of women and song) That's where we all belong (That's where we all belong) No matter what's wrong with the world There's always Baffin land Verse 2 Join me in the frozen North Turn left for the Polar regions The food's good and cheap at the price Try the Baffins out of season Northern air can cure any ill Guaranteed to relieve any ailing You'll feel on top of the world Pre-Chorus (Thank you Baffins) No matter what's wrong We can all go along to Baffin Island Chorus Guitar and Baffins Pre-Chorus No matter what's wrong We can all go along to Baffin Island Repeat 2nd part of Chorus x 7 and fade