Away in the manger No crib for his bed That's the story That they to told you When they tucked you in The little Lord Jesus Lay down his sweet head They never told you That's not where the story really ends Plastic Jesus Is plugged in On each and every Christmas day Plastic Jesus You will melt You don't mean a thing to me Plastic Jesus Mannequin A statue that is not even real The little man hanging From the cross on your neck False advertisement Cause the man you wear Is no longer dead Make a little gesture For the whole world to see Just a motion that you go through When you pray and eat Plastic Jesus On the shelf Tell me how can he save himself Plastic Jesus You will melt You don't mean a thing to me Plastic Jesus Mannequin A statue that is not even real Mary had a little lamb (x8) Wash me clean cause I'm dirty dirty Wash me clean so I'm pretty pretty (x4)