Christmas by Rachel Kershenbaum I feel like Christmas pa**ed me by Took all its jingle bells and left me with a silent night And all the presents are for you And Santa came last night and wrapped my heart in blue I never got around to Finding someone to be bound to Someone to help me muddle through The winter sure gets cold round here The subway rolls its eyes at "wishing you a happy new year!" And all the people are so tired Of forcing naked heartache Into Merry Christmas style There's something to be said for Warm arms in dark December Someone to help me hang the lights I spent a hundred on new shoes And walked right by a hundred Outstretched strangers selling 'bless you's Jesus is singing for our change He's singing "I can save you, please forgive me, it's my birthday" They're singing "let it snow" I'm thinking "let it go" I feel like Christmas disappeared I'll try again next year to muster up some Christmas cheer But this time Christmas pa**ed me by