Rachel Bloom - Women Gotta Stick Together lyrics

[Valencia] Women gotta stick together Each and every day Women gotta stick together In each and every way Females helping females For the greater good Sisters helping sisters That's called sisterhood! Women have the power— The power to make a change Like this girl should pluck her eyebrows And those jeans should be exchanged [Valencia, spoken] You really need a size up [Valencia] Some girls are born tall and thin And some are short and fat This girl smells like sausages But there's nothing wrong with that! Women gotta stick together All across this land Except Denise Martinez That b**h I cannot stand [Valencia, speaking] Oh, hey, Denise [Denise] Hey, girl! [Valencia] Females helping females Like this girl here with the blotchy face She banged her best friend's boyfriend In the bathroom of that half-priced sushi place [Girl, spoken] What? [Valencia, spoken] Oh, you didn't know? [Valencia] So let's all spread this message Like Caitlin spreads disease ‘Cause a change is coming faster Than Ashley drops to her knees Together we can clear these hurdles Except Marissa ‘cause she's four-foot-eight We can climb every mountain If the rope can support Haley's weight What? Women gotta stick together Do everything we can So if some weird troll named Rebecca moves here from New York and is all up on my boyfriend I'm gonna lend her a helping hand! Women gotta stick together And tell each other the truth— The truth is you're all fat s*uts And that's called sisterhood!