Rachel Bloom - I Give Good Parent lyrics

[Rebecca Bunch, played by Rachel Bloom] I give good parent [Mrs. Chan, played by Amy Hill] She gives good parent [Rebecca] I give good parent [Mrs. Chan] She gives real good parent [Rebecca] I give good parent [Mrs. Chan] She gives good parent To parents like me [Rebecca] I was born gifted, been blessed Din-din guest for the win yes When I pull up, gym test Prepare for your parents to be impressed I present proper like a TED talker Got your current chick lookin' like Greg Focker I'm here to conquer, I've come to slaughter These dads and moms is my sons and daughters Sk**ed seductress, I will k** and crush this This is my business and I'm built for success Expect to witness a familial love fest Valencia, you're zip, zilch and bupkis [Rebecca] I give good parent [Mrs. Chan] She gives good parent [Rebecca] I give good parent [Mrs. Chan] She gives real good parent [Rebecca] I give good parent [Mrs. Chan] She gives good parent To parents like me [Rebecca] Brought a nice red, so when I come in the place I already got 'em heated up under the waist Your home's such a beautiful, comfortable space b**hes, you two have wonderful taste Sit down at the table and I'm murdering Inquiring what line of work they're in Making faces like I'm crazed erotically Wait, my uncle is in radiology Every dish is delicious, Michelin Star Please pa** the arroz like I pa**ed the bar An attorney? Yale law, Harvard undergrad Got the Chan fam damp in their underpants Dad tells jokes, I squeal in amusement I agree that Neil Diamond is real music Gonna s** up and kiss a** Till I have 'em eatin' Outta this hand Like they're eatin' this what? I'm DTF, but understand me It means I'm dazzling the family Like an anaconda, b**h, I'm immense And you a common wench, so grovel, Valence Boss-a** b**h, no one's above me End of the night, they line up to hug me Oh, my gosh, this was so lovely To be clear, your parents want to have s** with me [Rebecca] I give good parent [Mrs. Chan] She gives good parent [Rebecca] I give good parent [Mrs. Chan] To parents like me