Rachel Bloom - You Can Touch My Boobies lyrics

(Spoken intro) [TEACHER] Hey, Jeffrey Goldstein. Looks like you fell asleep in Hebrew school again. Well, that's okay. 'Cause now, you're about to have a dream. And not just any dream. A s**y dream! [ALL] Sex Sex Sexy s** (Verse 1) [TEACHER] Come with me, Jeffrey Goldstein To a fantasy Rip off your Stewie Griffin shirt And give yourself to me No need to check the lock 'Cause your parents are at Benihana Throw away the sock Now come in close. I know you wanna (Chorus) We're gonna have some fun tonight 'Cause you can touch my b**bies Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right 'Cause you can touch my b**bies We're gonna have some fun tonight 'Cause you can touch my b**bies Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right 'Cause you can touch my b**bies (Bridge) Sex Sex Sexy s** bo*er bo*er Uterus (Verse 2) Saturday night and the music's pumpin' Out at the family funplex We'll lick tongues in a go-kart And you'll tell me fun facts about minerals Now I'm dressed like that lady From that cookie wrapper in the trash I'll show you my vagina Which is located on my stomach somewhere (Chorus) We're gonna have some fun tonight 'Cause you can touch my b**bies Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right 'Cause you can touch my b**bies We're gonna have some fun tonight 'Cause you can touch my b**bies Wow, amethyst is a type of quartz? For that, you can touch my b**bies! (Bridge) Sex Sex Sexy s**y bo*er bo*er Uterus Fallopian Fallopian The pillow in the living room (Spoken interlude) [GOLDA MEIR] Jeffrey, this is Golda Meir, the fourth prime minister of Israel. You're disgusting! You are perverted! You have brought shame on your family and the Jewish people! You are going to be a rapist! (Chorus) [TEACHER] b**bs! We're gonna have some fun tonight 'Cause you can touch my b**bies. (Labia!) Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right 'Cause you can touch my b**bies. (Outer labia!) We're gonna have some fun tonight 'Cause you can touch my b**bies (Spoken) [GOLDA MEIR] You're sick! [TEACHER] Don't be shy, yeah, it's all right 'Cause you can touch my b**bies (Spoken) [GOLDA MEIR] Put your schmekel away! [TEACHER] Sex s** s**y s** You can touch my b**bies bo*er bo*er uterus You can touch my b**bies Fallopian Fallopian You can touch my b**bies (Spoken) [GOLDA MEIR] I see you staring at your dog's p**y! [TEACHER] You can touch my b**bies