Rachel Bloom - The OCDance! lyrics

[Rachel Bloom] [Spoken] Hey guys, who wants to learn a hot new dance? Ok, now step, and slide And touch the wall Touch the wall Touch it again Touch it again Touch it one more time Touch it one more time Touch it again Otherwise bad things will happen! [Clapping and mumbling] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen Woo! Now slide to the right Slide to the right Slide to the right Never to the left Slide to the right Never to the left Turn around Is there a rapist behind you? Turn around Are you sure there's not a rapist? What's today's date? [Backup singers] It's the twenty-first! [Rachel Bloom] Is that divisible by seven? [Backup singers] Yes it is! [Rachel Bloom] Gotta buy a bag of twinkies [Backup singers] So your dog won't die! [Rachel Bloom] Your thoughts and actions have the power to alter the course of human existence! [Clapping and mumbling] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen [Verse 4] Now wash your hands [Backup singers] Or your [?] get AIDS [Rachel Bloom] Wash your hands [Backup singers] What if he already has AIDS? [Rachel Bloom] Wash your hands [Backup singers] What if he gave you AIDS? [Rachel Bloom] Wash the AIDS off your hands Wash the AIDS off your [?] And stop! Did you leave the stove on? [Backup singers, mumbling] I don't know... [Rachel Bloom] Time to retrace your steps! [Spoken] Ok, so we washed the AIDS off our hands, we counted to sixteen, we bought some twinkies, slid to the right, slid to the right, slid to the right, slid to the right, count of sixteen again, touch the wall, touch the wall, touch the wall, touch the wall, touch the wall, touch the wall... oh, car, there's a car! Don't step on the cracks, don't step on the cracks...