Rachel Bloom - It Was A sh** Show lyrics

[Greg] I love you, yes And I'll confess The thought of staying is so enticing [Rebecca (spoken)] Then stay [Greg] And when you speak, my knees get weak I can't believe what I'm sacrificing But let's get real, we know the deal So darling let's not tip-toe This thing we had was not just bad, it was a sh** show [Rebecca] Wait, come on, it wasn't exactly - [Greg] Shh, let me finish We can't undo, can't make amends Dysfunction is our lingua franca We can't unscrew each other friends We're Jerry Springer, not Casablanca There's ‘hard to get', then there's neglect To say it's fate, you'd have to be a bit slow Not to be cra**, but this s**ed a** This was a sh** show Chernobyl next to us looks like a campfire Hurricane Katrina was just bad weather We have chemistry, of course, but that's a formula for divorce A play about pieces of feces is what we are together [Rebecca] Greg… [Greg] Oh, what the hell, let's get a hotel Cause life is short and we're not getting any younger But after s**, what happens next? I mean in the long run, not just fatigue and hunger And when you say that I should stay That's exactly when I should split Though I won't forget, I won't regret This beautiful, heart stopping, breathtaking, life-changing